Natalia (the_black_widow) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-05-05 22:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, natasha romanoff (black widow) |
Who: Natasha
What: A day on the set (because I like it enough to make it a log :D)
When: Recently
Where: The Set of Black Widow
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for wardrobe malfunctions and balls.
The man's eyes were drawn inexorably downward towards breasts barely contained in a slinky black dress, before being drawn back to those stunning green eyes. He was tongue-tied, which was precisely the reaction she was hoping for.
Something cold and metal pressed against his stomach, and he tensed with fear, "Who are you?"
Her voice was low-pitched and smokey, the accent hard and heavy, "Very happy to see you, Demetri." The gun jabbed into him again, "Feel how happy I am to see you."
Demetri's eyes dipped down again, almost bulging out, "I..I...I..."
"CUT!"
Natasha's head snapped over to the director, "Bobby! What now? That was perfect!"
Bobby grimaced and pointed at his chest.
Look down, Tasha noticed her wardrobe malfunction and covered her chest, "Baal! Can't they make two-sided tape that doesn't suck! I'm taking a break."
She stormed off the set, grabbing a bottle of water and climbing up the stairs. She planted her ass on the edge of the roof, legs danging.
It was a very diva thing to do, but she was feeling particularly diva today. The tabloids were having a field day with her date last night.
'Out of control' they called her. So what if he'd been wearing a thousand dollar suit. Just because she played a seductress on TV didn't mean she was willing to open her legs for an expensive suit with an empty smile. He deserved that lapful of spaghetti.
Her knuckles whitened from her grip on the rooftop, and she uttered another un-ladylike curse. There was a fight scene coming up, and as usual she would be doing her own stunts. She was looking forward to it.
Those poor, unfortunate souls had no idea what was going to hit them.