He shrugged, "Well, forgive me, but I think that when picking up chicks, the likelihood of running into one who can level a building with her mind, or lift people with her mind, is highly unlikely. Or at least it would be if it wasn't me, but apparently I have the luck of finding the only human on earth capable of pretending to be Aphrodite, or a Jedi Knight."
He rubbed his temple, "And yea, I've heard of the sightings, but those hardly are ever true. Sasquatch has been sighted for centuries, science all but disproves the theory of it; saying that there doesn't have to be a 'missing link'. Sea monsters don't truly exist either, at least not on the scale of the Kraken, and I highly doubt other such beasts roam around here. But then again, you seemed impossible before tonight, so there is that."
He looked at the outfits, and then blinked, "A scarf? Really? Don't you think my glasses give enough of a hipster vibe?" He then sighed, thinking on it, "And again... sorry if I offended you. Just... how the hell do you do that? And don't say magic, there's a scientific explanation for it. Magic doesn't exist. Most people mistake new technology for magic."