Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-04-27 17:16:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, pepper potts, tony stark (iron man) |
WHO: Tony & Pepper
WHAT: Attempted Flirting and Attempted Smoothie Making, both likely with the same failed result.
WHERE: Tony's mansion, Malibu.
WHEN: Thursday night after these texts.
WARNINGS: Well, it's Tony. He's sober, but it's still Tony. Assume R for language?
Tony knew he really should have thought of the lid before he turned the fucking thing on.
The fruit cutting had gone badly too, since he'd forgotten bananas had to kind of be peeled before cut up, otherwise it was a pain in the ass. That'd taken a good twenty minutes. He saw no reason to peel the kiwis, forgetting that they weren't strawberries, so that batch went to shit. At least anything with 'berry' in the name was okay. Just throw it in and go.
But then you pressed on, and you wound up with a pink ceiling.
Sighing, he pulled more fruit out of the fridge. Esmeralda was going to kick his ass.