"If they come, convince them that they're all clowns and have to pile into one of the squad cars," Loras suggested as he crossed the back lawn, toward the line of trees. Without hesitation, he brandished his lightsaber. It hummed to life as Loras took a defensive stance. One of these days, he might actually attack Obi-Wan first, but if you asked him later, he was only giving the old man a fair start.