"Bareback!" Eomer grinned at that too, because he'd had a few too many norcos today on top of the Eothain contact high, and suddenly, it occurred to him to be a little depressed that they didn't keep bulls on the premises. "Too bad there ain't a bull." he told Eothain, sadly. "We could've shown them all how it's done.
Whatta YOU think, Little Lady?" he asked, pausing outside Roxie's stall to scratch her ears. "You up for somethin like that?"
Let's all be grateful he hadn't dressed as the horsewhisperer anyway. Just...it could have all been worse. Somehow.