Aww, but the Bitch Tits version of Meatloaf was the funnest of the Meatloafs!
"All right, then," he was mumuring, his chin tipped down to stare at her on the floor. "M'fine with being called a sex volcano. I am not fine with lizards or...wot the bloody hell is a bearded dragon like? Why would I want one, b'cos I've just gotten used to Zora an' pets an' let's not overload it all with more than two cats in one household."
"I'll let you take my temperature sometime. Also, Petal?" he added, "Can we not puncture my innards, in case they explode? Boom."
Because that might be bad. It probably didn't work that way at all, but better safe than sorry.