"We wouldn't get kicked out for that," Jaz said with assurance, "cause I'm pretty sure the waiter's into me," she said wiggling her eyebrows and looking up as said waiter brought over their orders. Okay, the food looked even better than the waiter and she didn't get time to check out the guy's ass cause she was already into her chicken-boob.
"Hey, I wouldn't call it a lot," Jaz said looking over at Mitch and then shaking her head, "fine. More than a few times," and that smirk right there was payback and why she and Mitch stayed best friends. He might not throw out quite the explicit details she did but when he spoke he sure as shit landed her in it!
Jaz gave a nod when Lydia mentioned the videos, "I think I saw a couple of them. The dorks, huh?" she asked with a grin. "Guess that means there aren't going to be any comparisons any time soon, you're off the hook, Mitch my boy," she said stuffing more chicken into her mouth. So good.
And then the question. Jaz looked at Mitch and then back at Lydia. "Because... when you're that drunk operating a vibrator feels like a lot of work?" she proffered as a decent excuse, "and he doesn't need batteries."