"It's your thing. You can do it however you want and share with whoever you want. No matter what goes down, though, I'm going to be right there by your side." If they had to turn around and leave, then so be it. If not, then that would be great also. "Nope, I guess you better not stop teasing." He looked over at Scott. "Yeaaaah, I don't think I want to have freeway sex."
He nodded. "Oh, yes, I am. You don't want to have the awkward morning talk? But it's so much fun!" He paused for a moment before asking, "Does this mean we have to be quiet?" He wasn't so sure he could be. He smacked Scott's pokey little finger. "I was thinking of the tune for Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer." He shook his head at Scott's question. "No, not really. But she's not my mom, so it wouldn't bother me as much as it would you."