"Well, guess what? I just threw it down." And now all he had to do was see if Scott did anything.
"Hey, I said the school seemed normal. I never said that guy was normal." He laughed. He had to. It wasn't like Scott was wrong. The guy was a bit nutty. "Nope, no branding me. I won't do it on your ass. It is a good ass. It's a nice ass."
He jumped a little from the slap before he turned around so that he could look at Scott. "Uh huh," was all he said as he kicked off his Converse and then flopped down on the couch. He made sure to put his feet in Scott's lap and use the armrest as a pillow, smiling oh so innocently the whole time. "I wouldn't, but if you're dumb enough to go back out there, that's on you!"