After all the teasing he'd coped from the kids tonight Noah was feeling a little mischievous. Call it a throw-back to his former teen-years or just call it an old man intent on giving his son a something serious to pay him back for for a change. Noah headed to his room and pulled out a dusty outfit that he'd shoved to the back of his wardrobe. It'd been for a charity performance many years ago where members of the sheriff's department had donned this shit after a hen-party won their services at an auction. It'd actually been a lot of fun, but he'd never had use of it again... until now.
Noah heard the commotion from the other room and rolled his eyes. Seriously? Through the window? Kira could have killed herself and all because Stiles was teasing her because he'd said he was naked? Well, it was time to show his son there were far worse things than naked! So Kira would get caught in the cross-fire... she could cope and they could bond over the mortification later.
"What on earth is all that noise?" Noah acted the concerned parent, knowing all too well what the kids were up to. "You better not have dropped my burger, Stiles!" he grumbled as he threw open the bedroom door and headed inside. He was dressed as an LA cop. Black pants, fairly standard black shirt with 'love police' on the shield, if anyone wanted to get that close. He turned and clicked the remote to the ipod dock and a song from The Full Monty started pounding out of the speakers, Noah dancing along with his Velcro uniform flying off at crucial moments of the song until he only had his pants on. With a wink Stiles way he turned round and pulled the pants and left his jiggling bum in time to the music and then taking his hat and placing it in front of him as he covered himself and turning back to the horrified kids.
"Are we having fun yet?" Noah asked innocently, tossing his hat towards Stiles and revealing only a tiny pouch with massive elephant ears. "Yeah we are!" He grinned and gave a bow and sat down on the bed, "I can't believe you thought I'd be naked..." Noah said shaking his head. "Okay, where's my burger?"