"What? Luke, no." Lorelai made a face, surprised. "I mean, I had a few drinks at the party, but I'm not drunk." Maybe a little tipsy, but he should've seen Tony Stark. Of course, if they were using Tony to set the new bar of drunkenness, most people would probably die of alcohol poisoning before they got drunk.
"You just wait for tomorrow's newspaper. It'll be all 'giraffes and monster trucks,' you'll see."
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