"Oh, you know. Celebrities sneaking in giraffes, like they do. He had a little top hat and a bow tie! Shame the monocle fell off, though." Somehow, Lorelai was not making all of this up, though she wouldn't blame Luke if he didn't believe her. "And there was almost a fistfight with dudes in suits."
"Seriously, they should've put 'Not your grandma's gala!' on the invites in neon orange font. Maybe a monster truck on the back." Was that what it took to get Luke interested in things? Maybe a promise of free fish bait? She honestly thought he would've enjoyed it.