Lexi is Stefan's Biffle!!! (bubbly_vamp) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2016-09-10 02:50:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, anna of arendelle, lexi branson, stefan salvatore |
Who: Lexi, Stefan, and Anna
When: Backdated: After This exchange. Beginning of August.
Where: Casa de Lexi, Stefan, and Anna
What: Messing with Stefan with naked pictures of Orlando Bloom
Rating/Warnings: mentions of naked OB, embarrassed folk, etc.
Status: Complete when posted
When the censored pictures of Orlando Bloom naked on the beach hit the internet, Lexi had been shocked and excited, but when the uncensored pictures hit the internet she was even more excited. She had been half joking when she’d hoped the uncensored pictures would come out, but certainly didn’t mind that that had. Her and Anna had looked at the uncensored pictures together and the younger girl’s reaction had been just as amusing as Lexi had thought it would be, but she’d kept her promise and hadn’t recorded her reaction.
However, they were planning on recording someone’s reaction and that someone was Stefan. Lexi had saved the pictures to her laptop and created a slideshow and now her and Anna were currently in the living room and Lexi was working on hooking her laptop up to the living room tv. She knew that Stefan would be home soon, so she needed to get it working quickly.
Anna couldn’t stop giggling. She was bright red at the thought of those pictures, and then to actually see them? Poor Anna was grinny, pink, and flustered. She was sure her reaction was priceless, but thankfully she’d made Lexi promise not to record it. But Lexi had made no promises to Stefan, and Anna hadn’t pushed for that promise. She was in on it, too, looking forward to recording Stefan’s expression when he saw the naked pictures up on the tv in the living room. “You know what might make this more exciting?” She asked, turning to Lexi with a bright grin. “Drinks!”
“Ooh! Drinks sounds like a good idea. There’s a bottle of wine in the fridge.” Lexi said as she finished hooking up her laptop and sat back to turn on the tv to check that she had set it up correctly. Judging from the fact that her desktop was now displayed on the tv, she had done it right. Getting to her feet, she checked the time, “Stefan is probably like twenty minutes or so from getting home, so we should have time for a glass.” She was basing the time her best friend would get home on when he usually got out of work and how far it was from the house.
Anna bounced up from her seat on the living room sofa and moved to the kitchen to get the wine and a couple of glasses. She couldn’t wait to see the look on Stefan’s face when he saw those pictures on the television. “That gives us plenty of time to have a few drinks and oggle some naked Orlando before Stefan gets home!” She practically danced around in the kitchen, pouring wine into glasses and then brought them back into the living room.
Lexi laughed as she pressed play on the slideshow and naked Orlando Bloom pictures began cycling through on the TV screen. “Then lets oggle away.” She got to her feet, locating her phone so that she’d have it ready to capture Stefan’s reaction when he got home. Taking one of the glasses from Anna, Lexi moved to a spot on the couch where she could see the tv and the doorway that Stefan would have to come through when he arrived.
Anna grinned as she moved back over to the sofa to sit with Lexi. They could have girl talk! There were a few more minutes before Stefan got home. And Anna had a couple of questions for the other girl. She sipped from her wine glass and then turned to the other woman on the sofa. “...so, you guys have super hearing, right?” She bit down thoughtfully on her lower lip.
Lexi took a sip of her wine before nodding, “Yeah, pretty much. Why?” During the time they had all been living together, Lexi had heard quite a bit, but Stefan was the only one she’d ever actually tease about things she heard. Not knowing how Anna would react to the teasing, she refrained for the time being.
Anna went a little pink, then. She knew that Stefan could hear things, and she supposed Lexi and Caroline, too, back when Caroline lived there. Anna shifted in her seat, then lifted her wine glass again. “...I’ve just… had Wash over a few times, and um… I hope it’s not… awkward for you.” Anna said, and then busied her lips with the glass, sipping greedily as the television switched to a different, naked picture of Orlando Bloom.
“Well, I usually try to block it out.” Lexi said, taking a sip of her wine, “And I mean, it’s not like it sounds like it’s happening in the room with me or anything. While I can hear things better than before, I do have to really focus on something if I really want to eavesdrop.” She hoped that would reassure Anna, “So how are things going with you and Wash?” She asked, smirking at the red head.
“Oh, good,” Anna said, relieved. “I was worried that you and Stefan might get upset with me, or something.” And then she went bright pink. Even brighter than before. She couldn’t stop grinning as she talked about Wash. The girl was obviously smitten. “...things are fine. We’re just friends. I’ve never had a friend like him before, though.”
“Of course we wouldn’t get mad at you.” Lexi took a sip of her wine then used her vampy hearing to make sure she hadn’t missed Stefan’s car or anything then turned her attention back to Anna, “You’re an adult and can do whatever you want. Just cause we’re vampires, that shouldn’t stop you. And friend or friend?”
“Just… friend?” Anna said, not really sure what the difference between friend and friend was. “I mean, we’re friends who occasionally sleep together. Benefits? Friends with benefits.” She’d never had one of those before. It wasn’t the kind of thing that Anna could do, really. She had too many feelings, got too attached. It was happening with Wash. She was way more than attached.
“Like, do you like him as more than a friend or are you fine with the whole friends with benefits thing.” Lexi was slightly amused as she watched Anna cause the redhead got flustered so easily and the fact that they were having a conversation about friends with benefits while Anna was a literal Disney Princess was even more amusing than anything else.
Anna opened her mouth and closed it twice, like a fish out of water. “...I…” Lexi should totally know by now how fast Anna fell in love. She’d seen the movie, right? “I like him a lot. More than a friend. But don’t say anything, okay? I don’t want to ruin things between us!”
“Why would it ruin anything between you?” Lexi certainly knew how quickly Anna could fall in love. “He’d be an idiot not to feel the same way about you.” Lexi finished off her wine and set the glass on the coffee table. She contemplated having another glass, bus she decided it would taste so much better after Stefan got home and they caught his reaction to the nude pictures scrolling across the TV screen.
“He’s not looking for anything more,” Anna explained. She sighed, and leaned back against the sofa. “And as much as I feel like I want it? I’m also not sure I can handle anything more right now. I’ve got a lot of school stuff coming up. And there’s all the other dramas of my life. And Orange County isn’t really nice to people. No, I can’t lose him as a friend.” She shook her head and lifted her wine glass for one more sip, but paused as she heard keys.
Stefan was home.
Stefan unlocked the front door and pushed it open. He was looking at the mail he’d picked up outside, and stepped into the house without taking his eyes off it. “I’m home!” He spoke aloud, then stepped into the living room, lifted his eyes, and froze.
There was a giant penis on the television.
“Well, whatever happens, I’m sure you won’t lose him,” Lexi smiled and sat up a little straighter as she heard Stefan’s car before Anna heard his keys. Grabbing her phone, she brought up her camera and switched it to video then got ready to press record, which she did as Stefan’s footsteps got closer to the living room. “Welcome home,” She said, zooming in on Stefan’s face for a moment before zooming back out.
Stefan’s face was twisted in disgust as he stepped into the living room, his eyes staring up at the giant wong. He couldn’t seem to turn away.
Anna burst into laughter. “Oh my God!” She said, lifting a hand to cover her nose and mouth.
“Seriously?’ Stefan asked, tearing his eyes from the screen to turn to Lexi. Then he saw the phone. “Oh, man, really?” he asked, though he wasn’t surprised. This was the kind of prank she would have loved.
Considering Lexi and Anne had had the conversation about doing this to Stefan in the same post Lexi and Stefan had been having a conversation, she was only a little surprised that he hadn’t seen it and known about what they were up to before he came home, but she was extremely glad that he hadn’t seen it. “Is there a problem?” She asked, grinning as Anna laughed and Stefan looked disgruntled and her iphone continued recording.
Stefan gave a little sigh and a shake of his head. “You girls and your obsessions with men’s privates.” Was she really recording him? He rolled his eyes, playfully, and turned to head into the kitchen.
“Oh my God, did you get that all on video?” Anna asked, turning her attention to Lexi. “We have to show Caroline!”
It wasn’t until Stefan turned to walk into the kitchen that Lexi stopped the recording and collapsed into a fit of giggles, “Yes! I recorded all of it.” She handed the phone to Anna so she could watch it then got up, still giggling and followed Stefan into the kitchen, Orlando Bloom slideshow still playing, “Oh, because guys aren’t obsessed with our boobs, right?”
Anna took the phone so she could watch the look of shock, disgust, and resignation on Stefan’s face all over again, and burst into more giggles in the living room.
Stefan was digging around in the fridge for something to drink. He was hungry, but the only blood they had in the fridge was human blood. So he opted for beer, instead. “But breasts are beautiful,” he argued, totally teasing. “There’s absolutely nothing beautiful about a penis.”
“As nice as boobs are, you know they’re just sacks of fat, right?” Lexi smirked as she leaned against the fridge, “And penises might not be beautiful, but they can be impressive. And that one was pretty impressive.” She could already see the scowl that would likely cross Stefan’s face at that.
“If you insist,” Stefan teased. He pulled a second bottle from the fridge and offered it up to Lexi. “...you had your fun. Now… can you take that off the big television?”
Lexi took the bottle even though she’d just drank a glass of wine and pretended to think for a moment, “Oh fine. I suppose we’ll let you watch something that doesn’t include full frontal male nudity.” Smirking at Stefan, she turned and headed into the living room, extremely amused by the night’s events.