"That's done it. You're not safe any longer; I'm going to bring you along on all of the road trips. I'm sorry, Jean, but there's just nothing for it. You share my love of tourist traps. You're going to have to come."
Troy scrunched up his face as if it were a genuine apology, and not one giant joke. Oh woe, lots of road trips as a couple. Such a hardship, right?