"There can be a musical interlude later," Troy promised. "I've other instruments around here somewhere." Maracas. Possibly a tambourine.
"So this wedding - I'm not entirely certain when it's happening. The announcement was so spontaneous. I can only imagine that we'll get the call a week ahead. I think you'll like Amy Pond and Rory the Roman."
Which was not a proper name, really, but Rory would always be 'Rory the Roman' to Troy.