Tas and Anna
“You bet I have!” Tas said cheerfully. “Moonshine’s great. I stayed with this farmer and his wife for a while and he brewed moonshine in his barn! We drank barrells of the stuff one night. That was actually the night we went cow tipping! We were sitting around, drinking our third barrel of moonshine, and I asked him if he’d ever tipped a cow. ‘No, you know, I never have,’ he replied. And I said ‘Well, why don’t we do that now? Or will that hurt the cows?’ And he said ‘Oh no, it’s perfectly safe.’ So then we went out to the field, and found the biggest cow we could. She was just standing there, asleep - cows sleep standing up, you know - and then we both just leaned into her until she fell right over! It was very funny. Do you have anymore?”