"Please, spare me the phallic wand jokes." Somehow, he thought he'd heard them a million times. He probably had at Hogwarts. Just for good measure, as he opened the door to his bedroom, he said, "Those are jokes only a Gryffindor would make."
He grinned at his cousin, then went to closet door and pulled it open, lest she claw his eyes out before he could take the box down from the top shelf.