Who: Katou and Jin. What: Jin wakes up with boobs. When: During the genderswap plot. Where: Jin's apartment Warnings/Status: Low/none. Katou's mouth. Status: Complete when posted!
Jin wasn’t happy. He was a rather pretty girl, which was the coldest of comfort, but Jin didn’t want to be a girl at all. It was happening to other people on the network, so at least it wasn’t an isolated incident, but Jin didn’t want it to be an incident at all.
He’d changed into some baggy clothes so he couldn’t feel the weight of fabric too tightly against new parts of his body, and texted Katou. hey, so I might be a girl. Bring booze?
Katou had seen that some people had, apparently, switched genders in their sleep. Would the wonders of the Orange County never cease? It made him laugh, and he had been glad that he had managed to miss out and his housemates had managed to miss out. Not that it would have made too much of a difference to Katou either way, who could change his appearance just by thinking about it.
And then he got Jin’s text, and he wasn’t entirely sure what to make of it. It was kind of hilarious. Also a little shitty, because he kind of liked Jin being, well, Jin. He didn’t bother responding, but headed over to Jin’s place right away, picking up a case of beer and a bottle of Jameson on his way, and rang the doorbell.
Jin didn’t have a problem with the long hair, thankfully - he had that as a guy too. So he had hair ties lying around anyway, and pulled his hair back and out of his eyes. When the doorbell rang he wandered over, opening the door and sighing in relief.
“Okay, get the laughing out of the way now.”
Katou didn’t really need permission to laugh. He took a look at Jin’s face and a smile broke out across his face, but then Jin spoke and he couldn’t contain himself. He doubled over, arms crossed over his stomach despite the fact that he was still holding the booze, and howled with laughter.
“Oh man, oh man,” Katou said after he managed to get himself under control, though he still giggled between sentences. “At least you’re kinda cute for a girl.”
“I am not!” Jin pulled the hood on from his hoodie, tying the laces as tight as he could. “Thank you for bringing booze, though.”
That really only served to make Katou start laughing anew, though he had the decency to move into Jin’s apartment in case he attracted the stares of Jin’s neighbours. “Fine, fine, you’re hideous. Better?” He said. “No problem. I’m always happy to provide booze for a good laugh.”
“Much better.” Jin sighed and re-emerged from the hood. He took the booze from Katou and moved it to the kitchen, barely getting the Jameson’s into a glass before chugging. “Thanks. It’s not that it’s so much upsetting all the time, just when I accidentally elbow my own tits.” Or go to pee and forgot he couldn’t do it standing up anymore, that had sucked out loud.
“You elbow your own tits a lot?” Katou asked, a little impressed at the speed in which Jin knocked back that whiskey. He cracked a beer for himself. “What’s it like being a chick?”
“Today? Yes.” Jin refilled his glass and chugged it again before moving to find a glass for Katou. “It’s not bad, really? I wouldn’t hate it if I’d been this way my whole life. But my center of gravity’s different, I smell different - it’s less that I’m a girl and more that I’m not in my body.”
“I’d be kinda bummed out if you were like that your whole life,” Katou said, frowning a bit. He knew it wasn’t likely to happen, but he was a fan of Jin’s usual body. He could relate somewhat to adjusting to being in a new body, though at least he had the benefit of being able to look like himself. “Anyway, no point you gotta be a chick by yourself. What do you think?” he asked, changing his body as Jin was looking for a glass. It wasn’t hard to turn himself into a girl, it was really just a matter of thinking it, and while he still looked like Yue Katou, he was more feminine, his hair was longer, and he had made sure to give himself a rather impressive rack.
“Well, yeah, obviously,” Jin smiled. He knew that Katou wasn’t fully out yet, if at all, but it didn’t bother Jin so much. It had taken Jin a while to come to terms with his own sexuality, and he understood it was a process. But together they could forget about what other people thought, and it was part of why the sex was awesome.
When Jin turned around, he didn’t know what he’d expected. Katou had obviously done something, but Jin hadn’t expected the boobs. Laughing, he handed the drink over. “Are you sure? You don’t have to just because of me.”
“Could be fun,” Katou said, shrugging and taking the drink. “Chicks are always complaining about big boobs and back pain, but I bet they all exaggerate. Besides, if I gotta look at you looking all… titty then you gotta do the same.”
“They’re not that big, but I do elbow them in my sleep. Then that hurts, then I wake up.” Jin wrinkled his nose. But the phrase “looking all titty” made him almost spittake laughing, and he was glad to have Katou around. “You’re kind of cute, at least. As a girl, I mean. I’m not into them, but you’re adorable.”
"I was going for more sexy than cute, but I'll take it I guess," he said, grinning. He took a swallow from his drink. “You know, I bet a couplea hot chicks like us could get free drinks all night at some bar.”
“I don’t really think girls are sexy that often.” Jin was feeling warm from the booze, but he shook his head emphatically at Katou’s idea. “Bars involve going outside, and going outside involves clothes. I’m not going out in anything but sweats because that’s all I have. And I don’t think I could figure out a bra.”
“Yeah, but check out these knockers,” Katou said, giving his boobs a bit of a jiggle. “Big boobs are definitely supposeta be sexy.” A pretty face and big boobs were the markers Katou’d used to pick his girlfriends when he’d been pretending to be into girls. “I guess you’d probably have to find a bra to wear. Buying one kinda seems like a waste.” Katou was pretty sure this wasn’t going to last terribly long in the first place. “Yeah, alright, staying in ain’t such a terrible idea.”
“I’m gay,” Jin laughed. “All I see is that your back probably hurts.” He watched them jiggle, shaking his head. “Doesn’t that hurt?” Ugh, the idea of buying a bra made him want to go back to bed. “I have no idea how much bras are, but I know I don’t want to spend the money. I’d wear it maybe once.” Because if this lasted longer than a week, he’d just turn into a hermit.
“Touché,” Katou said. “And my back sure don’t hurt yet. See? Girls are just lying liars.” Actually, he had the sneaking suspicion that in a couple of hours he probably would have a sore back, but admitting he was wrong wasn’t high on his priority list. “The jiggling didn’t really hurt neither. Feels kinda weird though.”
“Yeah, mine felt weird when I accidentally elbowed myself.” Jin was comfortably buzzed, and switched to beer to keep himself from getting shambolically drunk. “Do you want food? We could order something.” And take it from the delivery man very quickly.
“I’m up for pizza,” he said. “Someplace with stuffed crust maybe?” Why every pizza wasn’t stuffed crust was something that Katou’d never understand.
He finished off what was left of his drink and poured himself another. “Though, if you wanted to give this whole multiple orgasms thing a spin, I could probably eat something else,” he said with a wink. Just because Jin’s body wasn’t exactly Katou’s type right now didn’t mean that he couldn’t still show him a good time.
“Stuffed crust is amazing.” Jin fired up the computer, but then blinked when Katou offered to sleep with him. “I guess we could? I mean, you’re still you. I”m still me. RIght?”
“If you ain’t into it, no worries. I ain’t exactly sold on the idea myself. But I figure we probably ain’t ever going to have the chance to have lesbian sex again.” He frowned to himself. “Actually, maybe I shouldn’t say that.” There was probably a good chance of this happening again sometime.
“Do we want to?” Jin wrinkled his nose. “I don’t ... I mean, I’ve gone down on a girl before. I’d rather not again. I mean, if I had a gun to my head I would. It’s kind of like jicama.” He wasn’t super fond of the veggie, but he’d eat it if he really had to. “How about this. We just hang out, eat pizza, get drunk, and when I get my cock back we can do whatever you want. And you’re spending the night here.”
“I think I should be offended that you just implied you’d only ever go down on me with a gun to your head?” Katou said, smirking a little and very obviously not offended at all. “But yeah, I’m pretty sure I decided my days of sleeping with chicks was over when I tried sleeping with dicks. But you’re awfully pretty.” He was kind of relieved. “I think I can handle pizza, booze, and spending the night though.”
Jin just stuck his tongue out at Katou while rolling his eyes. “Well, come on. You pick out the movie, and I’ll order the pizza. All the meat on it, right?” Jin wasn’t a fan of doing things by halves; when he got pizza, he got every topping he could.
“I am a big fan of meat,” Katou said, smirking a little. “I’ll eat almost anything so whatever you want is good with me.” He went over to the movie collection, skimming through Jin’s collection before settling on Duel to the Death. Jin had mentioned the first time they’d gone out that he’d been a fan of the movie, and Katou still hadn’t seen it. Old school kung fu movies, pizza and booze seemed like a pretty good way to spend the evening. “What about this one?” Katou asked, holding up the case for Jin to see as continued to read the titles.
Jin was tapping away on the keyboard to his laptop as he looked up to see the movie that Katou had picked out. “That’s perfect.” Jin preferred ordering online anyway, if only because he was a tiny bit antisocial. “I remember, you haven’t seen it, right?” Standing up, Jin moved to wrap his arms around Katou. “Pizza will be here in half an hour. And thank you.”
Katou hugged Jin back. “Tits get in the way of everything,” Katou muttered. “Anyway, no need ta thank me, you know. I just came so I could have a good giggle.” That was only marginally true. He had wanted to come be around to support his boyfriend too; the laughing was just an added bonus. “But you’re welcome, I guess.”
“You’re a good boyfriend,” Jin smiled. He closed his eyes and let his head rest on Katou’s shoulder. His hair got caught on Katou’s fingertips, but that wasn’t really anything new or difficult to deal with. Jin had long hair usually. It was odd, but that comforting and familiar tug at the scalp made Jin tear over.
“That’s literally the first time I’ve ever heard that in my life,” Katou laughed a little. The irony that he was currently sporting a pair of breasts was not lost on him. And then Jin was crying and he felt a moment of panic and tightened his grip a little. “Things are gonna be back to normal before you know it you know. And you’ll getta do a whole lotta reading if you ain’t planning on going out much for the next few days.”
“Well, aren’t I your first boyfriend?” Jin smiled and leaned against Katou. It was funny that Katou already knew the way to cheer up Jin was with books. “I hope they hurry up, I’d rather have my dick back sooner rather than later.”
“Yeah, but I’ve had girlfriends before,” Katou said. They probably shouldn’t really count; Katou hadn’t been attracted to any of them, and none of them had lasted more than a couple of weeks. “I’d rather have your dick back sooner than later too,” he said. “If you want I can hang around ‘til that happens though.”
“Yeah, but you didn’t like them, did you?” Jin shrugged. “I’ve had girlfriends too, but they were basically just friends. Well. Friends whose boobs I grabbed sometimes in an effort to convince myself I was straight.”
Jin smiled at Katou’s offer, wrapping his newly super slender arms around his waist. “You’d stay that long? Really?”
“Well no. Not like I like you.” It was sappy maybe, but he did like Jin. Even with Jin being all girly, Katou still wanted to be around him.
Katou brought his arms up, forearms resting casually on Jin’s shoulders. “If you wanted me to, I mean,” he said, feeling a little self-conscious about making the offer now. Maybe it had been a little presumptuous. “I could go get my guitar,” and his sword, he didn’t really like being far from it for long periods of time even if he did acknowledge that just because it was legal to walk around with a katana didn’t mean he should, “and I’d be set for a bit.”
“Yeah, yeah, go get your stuff.” Jin’s eyes were bright and happy at the idea of his boyfriend staying over for a longer period of time, and he leaned forward to kiss him again. “You’re good to me, you know.”
Katou kissed Jin back. It was different, Jin’s lips were too soft for one thing, but it was still very much kissing his boyfriend. “Probably not as good as you deserve,” Katou said. “I’m just being selfish, getting you all to myself for a few days. I’ll take off after pizza, and then we can bunk up for a couple of days and like, I dunno, put our hair in pigtails and paint our nails or whatever.”
“Oh, shut up, I deserve you and you deserve me. We’re both sarcastic asses, and I like our relationship. And I am not painting my nails. I got boobs, I didn’t magically get makeup and stuff too.” Jin pinched Katou’s ass. The impish grin was still very much the same as it was when he was a boy.
Katou laughed. “I like it too. I’m not planning on giving it up anytime soon.” Maybe Jin did deserve someone better, but hell, Katou was trying to be better and he’d fight for him. He couldn’t help the half-surprised giggle at getting his ass pinched. “Bet you’d look real pretty with some eyeliner and lipstick. Bitta blush,” he said, a slight sing-songy lilt to his voice. “I could pick up one of them make-up kits on my way back to my place.”
“Ugh, you sound like a girl in my dreams,” Jin whined. “No. No makeup. Now shoo, or I’ll have to spank you when you turn into a boy again.” Jin smiled fondly at Katou, really appreciating the man’s ability to make him laugh. Not for the first time, and undoubtedly not for the last.