Literally Pirateninja (shadowcat) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-04-07 12:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, feanor, kitty pryde (shadowcat) |
"MIGHTYBEARD! SMITE THE HEALTH BARS! SMITE THE HEALTH BARS!"
Who: Shadowcat and MightyBeard
What: A raid. Yes, seriously :D Mightybeard is an annoying player! Ooh shiny
When: Yesterday
Where: Two different places.
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for Might Beards of +4 Holy Smiting
"Okay, seriously?" A woman's voice broke out over voice chat, "Who invited the paladin thats in the corner pretending to heal?"
An odd assortment of animated beings was gathered in a starting area. There were purple elves, horned beings, and tiny gnomes, and all of them carried weapons as big as, if not bigger, than their weilders. A dagger weilder ran back and forth, jumping and flipping as she did so. Over and over. Her player added, "He's gemmed wrong!"
In the background, under the complaints of the woman who was obviously perplexed by the situation, could be heard, "My beard is glorious!"
Kitty stared at her screen, eye twitching. He was killing her buzz, and while she loved goofing off, damn it it was srstime now! At least until they knew how the raid could go and if they could relax.
Off in another corner, a small animated dwarf in various colored shiny plate was bouncing around aimlessly, spamming a glowing yellow spell that sent cracks of what looked like holy energy through the ground.
"Pulling," Came a male voice, and the battle began in earnest. Fire erupted from the ground, and the whole world seemed to shake. Kitty's character vanished, appearing behind the monster in a puff of smoke, daggers whirling through the air. Sometimes, she felt like she really could do something like that.
The tiny animated dwarf on the screen bounced in place a few times, and an italian vibrato broke through the other more important voices in the voice chat, singing about how wonderful it was to have such a well developed and fabulous beard. The dwarf didn't run along with the rest of the people, instead preferring to bounce in place.
Chaos erupted in the chat as the only other healer couldn't keep up with the incoming damage. Someone shouted, "MIGHTYBEARD! SMITE THE HEALTH BARS! SMITE THE HEALTH BARS!"
"I WILL SMITE THE HEALTH BARS WITH MY MIGHTY BEARD OF +4 HOLY SMITING!" Came the response over the voice chat. Soon, the little animated dwarf joined his comrades in arms, and little glowy lights erupted from his hands as he, indeed, did smite the health bars.
They survived the pull and loot was distributed! Kitty pulled her headphones off and glanced across the office, "Who the hell invited that guy?"
Her boss grinned at her, "He paid good gold to be here, play nice, Kate. Or I'll have the tank take his pants off."
Fuu. She put her headphones back on, saying into the voice chat, "We're not taking enough damage, sure, take your pants off."
To her dismay, the tank took her up on her challenge.
MightyBeard the Mighty dwarf's player, from this comfy chair in Newport Beach, noticed the pantslessness of the tank and let out a cry of glee!
"The no pants game! MightyBeard LOVES the no pants game!"
Soon, the animated dwarf's legs appeared bare, as the platemail kilt the mighty dwarf had been wearing vanished into thin air.
The rest of the raid soon followed suit.
Kitty shook her head, "Oh god..."
MightyBeard the Mighty Dwarf followed this act by beginning to dance in place, what looked vaguely like a russian cultural dance. Over the voice chat began another chorus in Italian about beards and how mighty they indeed were, especially when people are old enough to have them.
Miraculously they took down the next few encounters without much issue, so long as Mightydwarf continued to smite the health bars.
Then suddenly; tank death. Kitty found herself fighting a very large thing. She evaded, dodged, parried, vanished, and then ran around like a maniac while they battleressed the tank.
Who then proceeded to fail at getting the monster off of her. She finally stood in place, her character bouncing idly, breasts jiggling. Her face burned at that. It always did.
Over the voice chat, someone giggled.
Someone else giggled, and then the entire raid burst into giggling.
And still, under the giggling, was an italian singing about his mighty beard.
Shaking her head, Kitty said, "Okay, okay, can we hand out the loot now?"
"GEMS!" cried the voice of MightyBeard's player.
True to his word, the guild master handed out the gems to MightyBeard, and then distributed the rest of the loot. Kitty walked away with nothing, but she didn't mind. She pinched the bridge of her nose, hoping the guy would leave. Or a least stop singing!
MightyBeard appeard to be lost in his little world. A noise like a knife being polished or a gem being cut could be heard in Feanor's house, and all the cats gathered nearby to take some comfort from the white noise.
Kitty sent him a whisper What cuts do you have?
MightyBeard replied! I have ALL the cuts! [ Jewelcrafting ]
She clicked the link, Can I get the AGI epic cuts?Wow, so exciting guys
Back in Newport Beach, Feanor raised his arms up and shouted, "I WON!". Then he typed at his keyboard, How many AGI gems? :D
Can I get a dozen? I might as well stock up while I have the chance.
You can get a dozen, for 12 DOZEN THOUSAND GOLD! :D
She stared at her screen, then targetted the dwarf and typed /rude.
The Mighty Dwarf MightyBeard targeted Kitty's Night Elf in return, and emoted /rude followed by ... /flirt
/slap
/laugh /dance
Kitty eyetwitched, then hearthed and left the raid.
The Mighty Dwarf let out a cheer!
Kitty's boss came over, "Good run, kiddo. I've got some good news. We got the pentagon contract."
Kitty turned around to stare at him, "Really?" She resisted the urge to go \o/ at him, and tried to figure out who or what she had to do to get in on this. He raised a hand, "You'll work with Jack on it. Now you can cheer."
"YES!
Over on Feanor's end of the screen, there was a lot of dancing in boxers and hugging cats. Which wasn't nearly as #winning as getting a pentagon contract, but Feanor didn't really care.
There was much #winning!