"I normally do, but this has got sort of a small opening and I need someone thin to get in for me. You let me in the front and I can do the rest. You can watch. We'll get you all trained up. You can come with me more often." Yes, he wanted to corrupt you. Of course he did. Come to the dark side, he had cookies.
"Well, stealing is petty and for useless people. Thieving is when you take things that the President couldn't afford, and keep them for yourself because you're better than everyone else." Remy LeBeau was a thief. "We're taking an original bronze cast from Michelangelo's David." He'd been on a Michelangelo kick lately.