Nick Fury didn't even know what the hell he was doing here. Dressed in all black like usual, he just looked even more intimidating than he already did.
Because he was a black guy going to Disneyworld wearing all black, with no kids. And they could shove their 'it's a small world' ride right up their asses, he was already getting the stink eye from one of the security guards. Cultural diversity his ass.
"Carter's gonna laugh hysterically at me when she hears about this one."