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valentine_heart (valentine_heart) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2014-07-14 20:30:00

Who: Faye, Merle and Lina
Where: Faye and Merle’s place
When June
What The friend meets the boyfriend
Status: Complete
Rating: Low/PG



Faye was looking forward to having Lina over for dinner, not that she was cooking. She was simply ordering take out but then the real reason for the invite was to show off Merle not her cooking skills or lack thereof.

She'd made sure to wear a fitting dress which showed off her cleavage, after all she knew Lina would be teasing her anyway. Checking the clock she finished checking her hair, Lina would be here any minute.

Dinner was the one thing Lina would never turn down. Well, it was the whole food thing in general, anyway. She wore her hair down and a sundress that made her look much younger than her actual age. She figured she should probably put on something a LITTLE nice.

Although stolen.

She knocked on the door. “Open up! Hungry child awaiting sustenance!”

Merle hadn’t been super-eager to meet whoever it was Faye wanted to introduce him to, but it seemed important to Faye so it was important to him. He’d even made a little effort to dress himself up, shaving and wearing a t-shirt for the first time in about eight years. He watched Faye from the door of their bedroom, before slowly walking up behind her and curving his arms around her waist.

“You look damn good,” he said, smelling her hair a little. When the door knock came, he smirked and kissed her neck. “You sure we should open it?”

Faye smiled as she leaned back into him, "If we don't she'll only break it down, she knows I promised to feed her" she turned in his arms to kiss him. "I promise I'll be very grateful later" she said before pulling back to move and answer the door.

"Hey Lina, you found it okay then" she said standing back to let her friend enter.

“I thank the wonderful creation of mobile GPS,” Lina piped up with a wide grin and hopped inside. Her eyes scanned the inside like a kid in a toy store. “Oooh, nice pad. Now did you afford this place with your bar business or did a little bit of conning go into this?” Her grin turned into a smirk and she winked playfully.

Merle placing his stump into the palm of his remaining hand, a subconscious and frequent action that his conscious hadn’t yet picked up on. “You Lina, huh? You can probably guess who I am,” he said with his usual coat-hanger grin.

"Lina, Merle, Merle, Lina" Faye introduced them smiling, "And I'll have you know I used simple charm to get this place for a good rate" she added with a wink for her friend.

“So you’re the ball and chain, huh?” Lina grinned at Merle. She took notice of the stump, but her eyes didn’t dwell on it much and she held her hand out. “Pleased to meet you. Also, anything she’s said about me is probably bullshit. Just sayin’.”

Merle reached out and took her hand roughly. “Hell, I assume that with everything,” he said. “Good to know you, Lina.”

Faye rolled her eyes at both of them, "Don't go makin me regret introducing the two of you" she warned them, "No ganging up on me" she winked.

“But you just make it so easy,” Lina replied back to Faye with a smirk. “Also, what’s the story between the two of you again? Last time I was around we had a duel for some poor sap and his possession of his credit card. Then she’s all snatched up.”

Merle laughed and walked toward the kitchen. “It’s goddamn romantic, is what it is,” he said, slapping Faye’s ass as he passed her. “One minute you’re having a threesome, the next you’re movin’ in together after you lose a hand to zombie robots.”

"He's not joking that is pretty much our story" Faye told Lina with a smile. "We click, we make an awesome team and the sex is amazing so..." she shrugged, there was also the fact that she had fallen in love with him but Merle was the only one who got to hear that.

“Damn,” Lina said, eyes wide and blinking on how real shit got. “You guys blew Romeo and Juliet right out of the water.” Any love story that involved a threesome definitely had its charm. She sauntered after Merle. “So, what’s for dinner? Chinese? Pizza?”

“Hell, I don’t much care what I eat. I’ll eat anything,” said Merle, rounding around the kitchen island and leaning forward on it. “Flip a coin. I’d do the honors, but I lost my coin hand.”

"Hell yeah, our story is much better than theirs" Faye agreed with a grin before grabbing a couple of menus from the side and dropping them in front of Lina, "Feel free to choose, we only keep the good ones"

“Chinese!” It was an immediate decision for her. A lot of greasy and good food for a cheap price. The last thing she wanted to do was burn a hole in their pockets. Lina glanced over at Merle, and since he already made a comment towards his missing hand, she decided to be bold. “How’d you lose it, anyway? Sorry to be blunt. Is there like a badass war story behind it?”

God, hopefully that question wouldn’t get her ass kicked straight out the door.

Merle exhaled a little and straightened back up. “It was last year. Don’t know if you remember the goddamn robot zombie invasion?” said Merle with a sideways smirk. “Well, I took out a whole bunch of ‘em. Thought it was being all sportsmanlike to give ‘em a fair shot.”

Faye slipped an arm around his waist and kissed his shoulder as he spoke, "He was pretty damn amazing" she told Lina before grabbing the menu from in front of her friend to ring through their order.

“I wasn’t even here for the robot zombie invasion,” she clarified after listening to the story. Still, Lina’s eyes remained wide in awe. “Christ. I thought the dream thing was funky. But really, invasions? I’m too sober for this.”

Merle placed his arm around Faye’s waist, squeezing her back a little. “We can fix that sober thing,” he said, breaking away from Faye and moving to the fridge. “What you want?”

Smiling as Merle moved to get them drinks, "I'll order now and then the food should be here in a few minutes" she said, moving to the side to make the call.

“If you’ve got some sort of whiskey, I’ll take that,” Lina said, leaning against the kitchen island and folding her arms on it. “If not, I’ll take a beer. Or another kind of liquor. Honestly, I’m not terribly picky.” As long as it had alcohol, then she’d take it.

“What kind of Georgia boy do you take me for? ‘Course we got whiskey,” said Merle, grabbing a bottle and moving to grab some glasses. “Hey, how d’you know Faye? Steamy lesbian encounter, I’m guessing.”

Faye rolled her eyes at Merle's guess, "You wish" she said with a grin and a wink as she finished placing the order and returned the telephone to the wall.

“Had we gotten a few more drinks, it would have been a weird threesome.” Lina tapped her chin, grinning widely at the memory. “We were at a bar, and I was conning this guy into giving me his credit card. Everything was going pretty well until Tits McGee here shows up, gets the same idea and hones into the poor sap while I’m working. In the end, he was a douche bag, and we tag-teamed his ass.” She paused, and then clarified because that sounded dirty. “Violently. With fists and stuff.”

Merle lifted an eyebrow, looking from Lina to Faye to Lina to Faye to Faye’s breasts to Lina to Faye. “....alright,” he said, pouring a whiskey. “That sounds like my girl. And Tits McGee? I might have to steal that one. Not that stealing is a big sin ‘tween the three of us.”

Grinning Faye blew him a kiss before glaring at Lina a little, “Thanks for that, I really needed that nickname to make a reappearance” she said but smiled as they moved to the living room to sit while they drank and waited for the food to be delivered.

“I kept trying to convince her to register those things as weapons,” Lina said to Merle, taking a glass of poured whiskey for a sip. Then she pointed at Faye as they followed her into the living room. “You could probably kill me with those things, ‘kay? Just sayin’.”

Merle settled into the sofa, patting the seat next to him for Faye. “Hell, why don’t you give it a try? I’ll step in if anything goes wrong,” he smirked.

Faye rolled her eyes as she sat next to Merle and curled up against him, “I’m not explaining that in the ER” she told them.

“That would be my luck,” Lina mumbled with a pout. Little Miss No Boobs gets killed by the biggest rack in Orange County. That was a headline she wanted to avoid. “Would they pop if I poked them with a needle?”

Merle wrapped his arm around Faye, tightening her against him. “They’re seen their fair share of rough handling, they could survive a needle,” he said with the air of someone debating human rights on NPR.

“Nobody will be coming near them with a needle thanks very much” she told them both, snuggling into Merle contentedly. “Rough handling is perfectly acceptable though” she added.

“To Faye’s indestructible boobs?” Lina said, raising her glass as a toast.

Merle shrugged. Any reason to toast was a good one, and this was a particularly good one. “To Faye’s indestructible titties!”

Faye laughed, “You guys are crazy” she said before raising her glass in toast, “To my indestructible rack” Well, if you can’t beat them you might as well join them.