"Whatever you were going to say before you trailed off," Loras answered calmly. He closed the door behind Obi-Wan. The dogs went to him and sat, tails wagging expectantly. They had become much better behaved now that they were getting a little older.
It was Loras who laughed. "Don't feel sorry for me," he said. "It's only temporary. Besides, I get to put in a good word for our dear friend, Loras at the boxing trials." Loras paused, his index finger tilted daintily as he'd seen maidens at festivals do when they had more to say. "Obi-Wan, did you know that women get erections, too? Not as painful as ours, but still quite enjoyable."