Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarlogs,
On that day and hour, at that particular street corner, Eothain had been late. Sometimes nature called and he had to haul balls to the nearest gas station. This is what a steady diet of herbal remedy, cheap booze, and a handful of day old french fries shoved into a coat pocket did to a person. That was why he picked up a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of Mountain Dew Hillbilly Piss, and a big bag of Doritos, and was chowing down on them as he walked up to where Pansy was waiting.
He looked her over, up and down, chewing open mouthed. He reached in for another handful, crammed 'em in his gaping mouth hole, and cheeeeeeeeeewed some more. Once he swallowed and chugged some soda, he let out a chunky sounding belch and bluntly asked, "You Pansy?"