Billy Horrible - Local Hardware Store
Sometimes Billy Horrible was really convinced the universe hid things on him.
Hang on a second. Just, listen. Seriously.
The universe was hiding things: nuts, bolts. That one screwdriver with the flat bit that was longer than a normal flathead. You know. Stuff. And things.
Why was the universe doing that? Probably to get him out of the house every once in a while. Billy disapproved heartily. He socialized often enough on the internet, thanks very much. Also he totally had an accidental wife now, and they talked all the time. So. You know. He shouldn't have to be out here. With the people. Shopping.
But he was. And the universe was probably laughing.
"Freaking. Lost… stupid electric drills." How had he lost that?