Who: Alice and Belle What: Belle wants a goat. When: Today! Where: A petting zoo. Status: Complete! Rating: PG for the crazy
It had been random, even to Alice's experience. Belle wanted a goat. While she wasn't sure where they'd put a goat, Alice had thought it sounded like a wonderful idea. Maybe Belle's boyfriend could hold onto the goat until they were free of each other? Or maybe a friend for the cat and the ghost and if it kept Belle calm that was a bonus.
You see, Belle was a little off her rocker, and Alice had close experience with people off their rocker. Like the man in the room next to her at Rutledge. He'd kept insisting this wasn't the real world, and in fact they were all refugees from alternate universes. Nutters.
So says the woman that introduces herself as "Alice, from Wonderland."
But she liked Belle, and appreciated anyone who could see the world sideways, so she'd gathered up Dinah and led the other woman to the bus stop. From the bus stop to the zoo (with a stop for smoothies).
To look at goats.
And maybe try to steal one, or bargain for one.
Surely they'd sell a goat to an englishwoman for the right price!