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Who: Rikku and Kitty and Logan.
What: CALAMITY.
When: 10/22, afternoon.
Where: Driving, Logan's shop.
Rating: R for the briefest sexytimes ever. (LOGAN.)
Status: Complete!



Kitty drove up to Rikku’s place in her truck, and honked the horn. She hoped Rikku was even home, and that she wasn’t busy, but she was feeling spontaneous and wanted to go do something with her girlfriend.

Rikku was in the front sitting room, and she blinked when she heard a car honking. Poking her head outside, she grinned when she saw her girlfriend. “Hey, what’re you doing here?”

Kitty laughed. “We’re going somewhere! Put on comfy shoes and get in!”

“Somewhere? I’ve always wanted to go there,” Rikku teased. She went back into the house and came back out in black rubber boots, the sort she wore when she was working with a lot of oil. They were cheap, so if they ended up getting ruined, she’d be okay with that.

“Hop in, sexy pants.” Kitty popped the lock on her truck and opened the passenger door. The big blue ford pickup that was had been part of her coming out phase.

“I’m not wearing pants, you weirdo.” Rikku jumped up into Kitty’s car, then blinked. “You drive a whale!”

She looked at Rikku’s legs and grinned, distracted. “It’s not that big. It’s …. just very blue.”

“It’s big and blue, Kitty, don’t try to deny it.” Rikku giggled, pulling her knees to her chest. “Where are we headed?”

“Adventure,” Kitty promised. She glanced at Rikku, then reached over to stroke her leg, fingers lightly trailing along Rikku’s skin. “Ever go bungie jumping?”

Rikku blinked. “Nope! Are we going to do that? We should do that, it sounds fun. And I always wanted to have one of the cords so I could see about the tension. You know, its capacity.”

“We’re gonna do that! I also wanted to ask you if you wanted to do a project with me for a friend.” Kitty couldn’t help but grin around Rikku. The girl just made her smile, constantly. “Since… you know.” She wanted to do things with Rikku that weren’t just snuggles and snogs.

“What sort of project?” Rikku thrived on things like that, and she couldn’t help but bounce in her seat.

“I can program the code, but we need a machine that can very quickly sort through fanmail and weed out the crap,” Kitty said. “I kind of want it complex enough that my friend won’t have to fire anyone, but easy enough for anyone to operate.”

“I can do that!” Rikku grinned. “Who’s your friend? Why do they get fanmail?”

“His name is Thor Odinson. He’s in a bunch of movies and stageplays, and he’s really, really hot.” Kitty pulled out her phone to show Rikku a picture. “It’s like...fangirl bait. His arms alone. And that hair!”

Rikku blinked. “You know him? He’s ... well.” Rikku giggled, twirling her hair. She might have a poster of Thor in her closet.

“He’s really awesome. He’s a good friend of mine, actually. Definitely one of my best friends.” Yeah, Kitty was friends with a god, but it didn’t phase her.

Still grinning like a starryeyed schoolgirl, Rikku giggled. “It’s good that he’s nice, though.”

“Yeah. You should seem him shirtless.” She grinned back, lopsidedly.

Rikku just gave a happy, dreamy sigh.

“Do I need to be jealous? He’s married to a woman that knows a hundred ways to kill a human.” Kitty’s tone was light and teasing.

“Nah. He’s my eye candy. But I can’t just like someone ‘cause they’re pretty. Even if he wansn’t married. There’s got to be more, you know? The smarts and stuff in common.” Rikku leaned over to kiss Kitty’s shoulder.

“Thor is really a good human being. Smart, funny, sweet.” She nuzzled her nose into Rikku’s hair, then pulled back when the light changed. She glanced in her mirror and frowned.

Blinking, Rikku looked behind them. “What’s back there that’s making you all sadpants?”

“Kind of think we’re being followed, but I’m not sure. Lets swing by that mcdonalds.”

“Who would be following you? Oooooh, nuggets and stealth, I like it.” Rikku rifled through her bag. “If that doesn’t work, I have a smoke bomb and a flash bang?”

“We might need both, I’ll let you know,” Kitty said, pulling into the drive-thru. She thought she could trust Rikku on timing. She ordered nuggets and fries, because that was easy food to eat when being chased, and then paid. As they pulled out she narrowed her eyes. “Definitely being followed.”

“Who?” Rikku cocked her head to the side, pulling out the flash bang. She pressed a few buttons to the side. “I’ve got great aim.”

“Don’t know.” Kitty popped a fry into her mouth and headed for the express way. “Can think of a few people that it could be. But it’s probably Cerberus. This kind of follows their MO. Last time I got followed we had to spend the night in a motel after shaking them.”

“Welp, here.” Rikku hummed a little as she tossed the flash bang hard, grinning when it bounced onto their hood. “Do you know where a garage is where I can tinker with your truck?”

“What are you going to do to my truck?” Kitty floored it, hitting the expressway and putting distance between them and their pursuers, before doubling back and heading to Logan’s shop.

“Check it for bugs, obviously. If they’re following you, they might have a monitoring device.” Rikku shrugged to herself, fiddling around in her purse. “I have an EMP device, but that’d blow out our phones, so total last resort.”

Kitty looked at her, surprise and admiration in her eyes. “I think I’m going to take you in my truck. EMP would blow out the truck too, a lotta computers inside it.”

She pulled into the garage and hopped out, closing the door. “Logan won’t mind, I think.”

Rikku chuckled. “I could rebuild those, dorkus.” She moved to winch the truck up a bit, then to wiggle and shimmy her way underneath it. “Ohhhhhboy,” she muttered.

“That bad?” She knelt next to Rikku and patted her knee.

Pointing to a device on the undercarriage about a quarter, Rikku winced. “Yep. Tiny GPS with computer backup ability and mobile phone uplink.”

“Son of a bitch. Bet it’ll alert them if we try to remove it the old fashioned way.” She crawled under with her. “What if I phase my finger into it?”

“Go for it - power grid’s hooked up to your car, so let’s just say you’ve got a battery problem in a couple of seconds.” Rikku hopped out from under the truck, popped the hood, and then unhooked the positive cord from the battery.

Kitty grinned and stuck her finger into the GPS. Then she pulled it off and slid out of from under the truck. “Okay, it’s fried, but maybe I can redirect the signal so they go on a wild goose chase.”

“Oh, oh, send ‘em to Party City!” Rikku giggled, looking lovingly at her girlfriend.

She kissed Rikku. “Yeah! That’s a great idea!” She hooked her phone into it and started to go program it. “Hey, wanna defile Logan’s office?”

“Won’t he be all GRR ARGH LITTLE LADY AUGH KITTY VAGINA BEER BEER EH at you?” Rikku giggled, tugging off her shirt even as she did her Logan impression.

“Yes. Good Logan impression!” Kitty put her phone away and reached for Rikku’s belt. “That’s part of what makes it exciting. Besides, danger always gets me revved up.”

“I met him the other day, by accident.” Rikku grinned as she tugged Kitty’s shirt up and off.

“Oh god. Did he go all scary on you?” She phased, to let her shirt get pulled off, and then just started tugging Rikku’s clothing the same way. She decided she didn’t care for an answer - she wanted to show her girlfriend how she felt about her.

“Nope, he just tried to threaten me ‘cause he knows I’m yours and then I laughed at him. He sounds like Pops.” Rikku giggled when Kitty took her clothes off, soon shivering in the cool air.

“He’s a pops, all right.” Kitty stroked her face. “You’re not at all freaked out that we could have been attacked?”

“Why would I be? You’d go all ninja on ‘em, I’d go all flash bang on ‘em, and I think I have a grenade in here. I fight all sorts of stuff in my dreams.” Rikku dropped into a fighting pose, flashed out and socked Kitty in the stomach, then dashed back. “Pow!”

“oof!” Kitty laughed and pounced onto Rikku. “Oh I’m gonna get you for that!”

Rikku giggled, flailing and falling over onto her back. “Ack! It wasn’t even that hard!”

“Oh now you’re really gonna get it!” Kitty started to trail kisses down Rikku’s chest and belly, then paused to blow hard right above her belly button.

“It wasn’t!” Rikku couldn’t help but sqwak when Kitty blew on her stomach, laughing so hard she simply flailed her arms helplessly.

That made the brunette laugh along with her. She peered up at Rikku, and then lowered her head to get down to business. Still laughing.

“Hey, what’re you - oh. Oh.” Rikku giggled, shifting her hips and tugging lightly on Kitty’s hair.

Kitty could probably write poetry about doing this to a woman. Really dirty poetry but poetry none the less. She’d liked doing it to men, too. There was something so awesome about how she could make her lover move and moan and shudder and beg her name.

Rikku was kind of talkative and yelly at the best of times during her life, but then there was sex. She wailed and yelped, wiggling a little, unashamed of what she was doing.

It was the hottest thing in the world and only made Kitty more enthusiastic and giggly. She was afraid they’d get caught, but that only spurred her on. She at least hoped they could both get off before that.

Rikku wasn’t long for her own orgasm, and it spurred her on to murmuring Kitty’s name between gasps and sobs. When she did come, she reached out to grab the desk nearby for stability, whining loudly.

Okay, that was going on long enough. Logan pushed the door open to the garage and cleared his throat. "Don't need super senses to hear you ladies."

“Kitty, Kitty, yes, ye-AAAUGH!” Rikku scrambled to her feet, moving to hide behind a table and cover her eyes.

Kitty’s head thunked on the table for a second, before she literally sunk through the floor in embarrassment. She appeared next to Rikku on the other side and moved her hands to cover the blonde up.

“Logan!”

The man laughed. “It ain’t nothin’ I’ve never seen before.”

“Bullshit.”

“Yeah, that time you were runnin’ through the hall naked ‘cause you phased through the bed.”

“You haven’t seen me naked before,” Rikku yelped. “Turn around, you old Sasquatch!”

“Well now I have,” he said, turning around and rolling his eyes. “Ain’t my fault you’re fuckin’ around in my shop.”

“It was Rikku’s idea,” Kitty lied, jokingly.

“We were just trying to make sure creeps stop following Kitty!” Rikku had quickly gotten dressed again, and had her arms folded. “They put some sort of GPS locator on her car. The sex was her idea, it always is.” Her tongue stuck out at her girlfriend.

“Yeah, I don’t believe for a moment it’s not her idea.” Logan lit up a cigarette and waited until he stopped hearing the rustling of clothes. Couldn’t do anything about the smell, but whatever. “Who was followin’ you?”

“Don’t know for sure yet. Could be Cerberus, could be someone else.” Kitty’s first concern was keeping Rikku safe. She could fight, yes, but she’d rather not put Rikku’s skills to actual tests.

“I flash bang’d ‘em and we drove here.” Rikku washed her hands then wandered over to Logan’s scrap pile to find any circuit boards. “Do you have a soldering iron?”

“Yeah, over there.” Logan pointed.

Kitty walked over to a fridge to get them some water. “She’s pretty good with her fingers.”

“Yeah, I wager she is.”

Rikku just shot them each a look and proceeded to make a frag grenade. “I need all of the screws and bolts you won’t miss.”

“Take whatever you want, I just do this shit for a hobby now,” Logan declared, waving his hands. “Besides, wanna see you work.”

Nodding, Rikku tied her hair back into a ponytail and started to work. She flipped down her own goggles instead of using a welding mask, doing a happy little dance as she worked.

Soon enough she had a frag grenade with a ten second timer. “I blunted everything so it’ll just hurt like hell.”

“I like that,” Kitty said, keenly aware of Logan’s eyes on her. “The last thing we need to do is maim people.” Even if she wanted to start ripping Cerberus fingers off.

Rikku nodded. “It also won’t activate if it senses anybody under three feet tall in the area. I had an optical scanner in my bag,” Rikku murmured sheepishly. “This is more for me than you guys. I’m not, you know. Special.”

“Good thinking.” Kitty wrapped her arms around Rikku and kissed her cheek. “And you’re plenty special. And you know it.”

“You know what I mean,” Rikku murmured sheepishly. She snuggled close to Kitty, almost forgetting that Logan was around. “I wish I had some of the weapons from my dreams.”

“Can’t you build them? I’m gonna pay you for helping with with that thing for Thor anyway.”

“What kinda weapons, darlin’?”

“Um, basically weighted claws.” Rikku shrugged. “I could try - I have - but they don’t turn out right.” She kind of wished she’d get something from her dreams.

“Maybe you can work with some of us. Or maybe your dreams’ll be a lot nicer and give you your weapons.” Claws were definitely something that could be handy. She looked at Logan knowingly.

“See? I didn’t punch you hard earlier, but I could’ve,” Rikku teased back. She stuck out her tongue at Kitty again.

“I like it a little rough every once in awhile,” Kitty retorted, and smacked her on the rear.

“Enough of that.” Logan groused at them. “I’ll go play distraction if you need me too. So they leave you the fuck alone.”

Rikku looked at Logan. “Oh, but you can’t! You’re a daddy, you can’t get hurt! I’ll do it.”

He looked at Rikku. “Darlin’, I can come back from gettin’ hurt a lot easier than you can.”

“Okay, guys.” Kitty held up her hands. “We’re gonna have to do something that doesn’t involve anyone playing bait.”

Rikku glared at Logan. “Sasquatch, I don’t have kids.” But she stopped arguing for Kitty’s sake.

“An’ I can’t die,” he pointed out, but shut up when Kitty shot him a look.

She huffed at them, then held up a finger. “Rikku. Can you put together something that can look like Logan riding away on his bike?”

“Easy peasy! Holograms with a little output system that’ll mimic his height and heat output. Kitty, measure those for me?” Rikku flipped her goggles back on before grinning at Logan. “You’re not too bad, old man.”

“I’ll get right on it.” Kitty started grabbing parts, and Logan just shook his head as they made a mess of the shop. Kitty going for the non-violent route? What next, flying pigs?

Rikku hummed a little as she sang to herself, every now and then testing out the hologram. “Grr, argh, I have a penis,” it said, and Rikku giggled. Granted, the hologram sounded far more Canadian than Logan did anymore (“Grr, aaarrrguh, I heeeave a peeeenis, eh?”), but Rikku liked it.

Kitty started giggling. “He needs to grunt more. And scratch his balls. And something something beer.”

“I do not fuckin’ sound like that!”

“Ou est la biere?” The hologram looked confused. Rikku, on the other hand, looked wholly innocent.

“In the fridge an’ it’s mine,” Logan said.

Kitty looked at Rikku. “You’re the best.”

“HA HA, FRENCHIE!” Rikku giggled, falling over a little, kicking her legs.

Logan muttered something lewd in french and Kitty gasped. “I’m not actually sure what he said, but it sounded kind of sexy.” She mimiced him.

Rikku covered her ears, bantering right back in Al Bhed. ”Oui kioc yna knucc!”

Kitty squinted her eyes and tried to translate it, but she didn’t remember enough from the game to really understand.

“What you call me?” Logan said.

“Gross,” Rikku singsonged. She resumed programming the hologram to actually act like Logan - more silent and grunting than anything else.

“That’s more like it,” he muttered.

Kitty slipped behind Rikku and rubbed at her back. “That’s good work.”

“I was just messing with him,” Rikku smiled. She looked around for a digital thermometer, giving up after a moment and using her phone instead. “You run warm, Sasquatch!”

…… Kitty kissed Rikku. “Brilliant and sexy. Old man we need something to raise the core temperature of our little dummy.”

“I think I got an electric blanket in the back.” He turned to get it.

Rikku sat on the counter, swinging her legs. “You okay, Kittykitty?”

“Yeah, I’m good.” She smiled at her girlfriend. “Glad youre taking this well. Smart, sexy and brave. I might have to fangirl you.”

“How else would I take it? It’s not your fault, you know?” Rikku smiled right back at Kitty, reaching out to kiss her.

“You could freak out and never want to see me again,” she quipped, kissing her back.

“I could, but I didn’t, so stop worrying about it you silly.” Rikku smiled, then wondered if Logan could help her design a clawish weapon.

Logan dropped the blanket on top of both of them. “Get a room.”

“We’re in a room,” Rikku growled.

“A room with a bed an’ a locked door,” He growled back, grinning at her.

That made Rikku giggle. “We would, but we were all ‘oh snap, totally gonna get blown up’. OH. Kittykitty, Jubilee said you like my legs!”

Kitty blinked, then her face turned red. “I uh...yeah. I do, your legs are...really nice. And the part where they meet your back. I like that part too.”

Rikku just smiled smugly. “Made you blush, Kittykitty.”

“I can’t help it,” she said, folding her arms, face still red.

Rikku giggled, wrapping her arms around Kitty, still partially under the blanket. “Why?”

“You’re sexy and smart and sweet and you’re….like this dash of pure light.”

Logan snorted behind them.

“HEY. NOBODY ASKED YOU SASQUATCH.” Rikku grumbled loudly in the direction of Logan, then purposefully nibbled on Kitty’s earlobe to make Kittykitty make an inappropriate noise of some kind.

There was a noise, and it was very inappropriate, and Kitty didn’t care. She just wanted to forget everything and have Rikku right there.

Rikku burrowed closer to Kitty, wrapping her arms tightly around her. She really did care about Kitty, more than she thought was okay, more than she would admit to.

She held Rikku tightly, chewing her lip as a wave of emotion flooded her. She closed her eyes, not willing to let go just yet.

“It’ll be okay, Kittykitty. I’m not going anywhere, okay?” Rikku ran her fingers gently over Kitty’s hair, her voice quiet.

“Don’t promise anything,” Kitty said into her hair. It would hurt a lot more to break promises than not. She thought she heard Logan exit the room, and was a little grateful. “You can’t trust promises.”

“I don’t promise. I just know that ... in my heart, you’re who I want to be with, and I love you, and if there’s anything I can do? I’m going to do it to stay with you. I can’t stop fate. But I can sure try.”

The older girl started, and her head started to swim. “You love me?”

“I’m sorry.” Rikku hung her head. “I tried not to?”

“What? No! It’s just that...well it’s one thing to moan it when we’re heated and passionate, it’s another when… just…” She hugged Rikku and kissed her back, hard and fast and a little scared. “I love you too. I’ve just tried really hard to not rush it, but I love you too.”

Rikku’s eyes went wide. “Really? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for us to! I mean, it’s good, but I just ... you know, I didn’t want to make you do anything you didn’t want to do.”

Kitty laughed, the sound light and joyful. “Honestly I’ve been fighting my own feelings. I’m afraid of … well you know what I’m afraid of actually, and that makes it harder not to love you.”

“I do know what you’re afraid of. I can’t promise I’ll never go away, ‘cause that’s just not how life works, but I can promise that I’m not going to get scared and quit. I don’t quit things. I love you, I want to stay right here, and I want to stay with you. So I can promise I won’t leave ‘cause I’m scared, and I can promise I’ll always try to understand what upsets you. That’s it. But I think that’ll make it work.”

She stared at the blonde woman, teeth worrying at her lower lip, her hands rubbing up and down Rikku’s back, her body quivering just a little. Kitty let out an exhale and nodded her head. “I can only promise I’ll do good by you, and I’ll stick with you even when it’s hard or when my heart is wounded.”

“That’s all we need, really. That and luck. And you’ve got so many good friends, Kittykitty, that’s kind of luck all on its own. Sasquatch there - wait, aren’t they tall? - Badger there, he’s a good person. And Jubilee is too. And everyone I’ve ever met who knows you loves you. You kinda had to expect me to follow suit.” Rikku moved closer to Kitty in the only way remaining, by sitting on her lap. “We still have a blanket over our heads. It’s cosy.”

Kitty couldn’t fight back the grin on her face. “I love you, Rikku.” She liked how cozy it was, they could pretend Logan wasn’t nearby and have her moment.

“Love you too, Kittykitty.” Rikku buried her head in Kitty’s neck, smiling to herself. “He’s watching us, isn’t he.”

“Yeah.” She goosed Rikku and started sucking on her neck.

“Augh, Badgerman, you’re ruining a moment here.” Rikku sighed happily letting her fingers run under the back of Kitty’s shirt.

“There’s a bed in the attic,” He said, from just a few feet away. He sounded amused. “I’ll take care o’the decoy.”

Rikku blinked. “You’re sure you won’t hear us or something?” ‘Cause ew.

Logan snorted. “I got cotton swabs.”

Kitty grabbed Rikku’s hand. She was still wound up from earlier, so she started to tug her upstairs.

Laughing, Rikku followed her and pulled Kitty into a hug midway up the stairs. “Thank you, Kittykitty.”

“Mm, I’ll have to thank you. Over, and over and over…”