Life Bites (the_hotness) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-10-11 17:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, jubilation lee (jubilee), rikku |
I wanted to meet the thing and the thing is totes cute.
Who: Jubilee and Rikku
What: Rikku meets Jubilee, who is a stalker
When: 10/10
Where: Some place!
Rating: PG
Jubilee had a way of popping in unexpectedly, and she’d been absolutely dying to meet this girl that had Kitty’s head in the clouds. There was also a degree of...miffedness, but Jubilee of all people understood that you had to take life by the balls and enjoy yourself because tomorrow someone could die.
So she stalked Rikku, and then swung off of a lamppost. “Hi hi hi!”
Rikku shrieked. “AUGH MONKEYS!” Her hands went up into a karate pose, but a moment later she saw it was just a girl. “What are you doing? Oh my god I’m gonna have a heart attack.” Rikku bent over, leaning on her knees.
“Hi! I’m Jubilee, and you’re Rikku and you’re totes dating my buddy and so I wanted to meet you and would you like some candy? I have some candy.” She held out some pixie sticks.
Regarding the candy skeptically, Rikku took one. She figured that they were individually sealed, right? “You’re friends with Kittykitty too?”
“Yep. I’m Jubilee!” She flung her hands up, and there were fireworks. They exploded over their heads and Jubilee danced around gleefully.
Rikku just blinked. “That’s ... how’d you do that?”
“I’m a mutant like Kitty. That’s my thing. I’m fireworks girl.” She wriggled her fingers at Rikku. “Ooh. That would be a bitchin’ code name…”
“No it’s not, it gives too much away. Some weird Rain Man guy would show up.” Rikku scrunched up her nose then giggled. “Rain Man.”
“Naaah. I’ll just stick with Jubilee! It’s a..anagram or some shit. My first name is Jubilation, an’ my last name is Lee. Jubilee!” She made more fireworks, which came complete with little ‘paff!’ sound effect bubbles.
Rikku just watched. “Um. What do they do?”
“They’re like...little paffs of light. I dunno. Supposed to be like subatomic or something.” Jubilee shrugged her shoulder, like she didn’t really care. Or didn’t understand the implications. “Maybe that makes them little stars!”
“Huh. I wonder if they go nova and that’s why they explode. I wish I could harness it for big booms!” Rikku grinned, bouncing on her heels. “I uh. Make robots and bombs and stuff. It’s kinda my favorite thing EVER.”
“I dunno. Maybe I could try…” Jubilee hadn’t thought about it. “We should find something to blow up!”
“Um, YES.” Rikku stuck out a hand for Jubilee to high five, then blinked. “Were you following me?”
“Uhm. Yeah.” She grinned at her. “I had to meet you. Since Kit-kat is my buddy. We go way way back. I mean, If I hadn’t been seein’ someone when she was all ‘omg I love this chick’...”
“What?” Rikku blinked. “Okay, explain all of those, because all I heard was WOMP WOMP WOMP.” Kitty didn’t love her!
Jubilee did a rewind emote with her hands. “I was like..the one she came out to. Way back when she met Xi’an. And we were like ‘whoa’ and she was like ‘that okay?’ and I was like ‘of course Kit-kat! But you and me we totally wouldn’t work out I like the dick too much’ and then I met Laura and became a Vampire - that’s like..automatic bi card, you know. Then I got better.” She made a paff.
That made more sense; Kitty loved Xi’an, always would. “Right. So.” Better to just not talk about feelings. Or vampires. What? Rikku was still pretty confused.
“So then I was like ‘you got a thing you better get a thing’ cuz she’s so lonely and I wanted to meet the thing and the thing is totes cute.” She grinned at Rikku.
“What thing? Wait, am I the thing?” Rikku blinked, turning around to look behind her. “I don’t geeeeeet it,” Rikku whined.
“You’re the thing! The last time we talked on the phone she wouldn’t shut up about you!”
That caused the tiny blonde girl to go beet red. “Really?”
“Totally! So you’re some kinda mechanical genius right? And I think she spent like ten minutes talking about your legs.” Jubilee grinned. Kit-kat was gonna kill her.
“What about my legs?!” Rikku folded her arms, grumpy. She knew her legs were kind of stumpy, but Kitty didn’t need to tell the world!
“Uhm. Good things! She thinks they’re really nice and smooth and long and I got her to go into detail but I could tell she was blushing it was so cute.”
“Oh, good.” Rikku blushed, looking down at her feet. “She’s my first girlfriend.” First any kind of relationship, actually, but Jubilee didn’t need to know that.
“I married my first girlfriend,” Jubilee said, bouncing happily. “She was like my 5th fling and it was more than a fling. She’s this...sexy dark haired sexy sexy girl.”
“That’s sweet,” Rikku grinned. And it was, for this girl, Rikku had a feeling.
“She is..” Jubilee sighed happily. “She had a hard go of it so I do everything I can to make her happy.”
“That’s just how relationships should be.” Rikku smiled dreamily herself, thinking of Kitty. “You just do everything you can for the person you love.”
“Yep!” Jubilee smiled. Maybe Kitty would do all right, this time!