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Who: Navi and Jubilee.
What: HYPERNESS AND FLOWERS.
When: FRIGGIN' SATURDAY BEFORE JUBILEE GOES CAMPING.
Where: NAVI'S SHOP.
Rating: PG-13 for discussion of marital aids.
Status: Complete!



Navi was sitting in the swing in front of her shop, greeting customers and running over the books on her iPad. Her customers were a bit like an extended family for the most part, so they all wanted to see where her pregnancy was.

There was a paffing sound outside, and then the door burst in to unleash the Hotness upon the shop. Jubilee bounced over to the counter and stared at Navi. “OH EM GEE HI. YOU’RE AS BIG AS A HOUSE YO!”

Navi laughed. “You sure know how to make a girl feel pretty, Jubilee! How’re you?”

“I’m good me and my wife are gonna go camping and I wanted to get her something pretty that smelled nice and you’re the person to talk to and I also wanted to see the baby you look like you’re going to explode and.” Inhale and breathe. “Hi again.”

Used to hyper herself, Navi patted Jubilee’s hand. “Do you want something you can take with you camping, or just something pretty in general?”

“Something pretty in general, we can put it in a vase before we leave.” Jubilee nodded, and bounced from foot to foot.

“Does she like flowers or would she like a plant?” Navi groaned as she got to her feet, running her hands over her belly.

“Something with color! Laura deserves all the color.” Jubilee looked around and pointed at one. “That one? It’s pretty and red!”

“Poppies? Nah, we can do better.” Navi moved to hand Jubilee a different flower, a red iris with yellow underneath. “How about this one?”

“Oh that’s so pretty! That one. I want that one can I have like three of them?” Maybe she should get something for Big Mac too.

“Of course! Do you mind picking up the other two? Bending isn’t so much my friend right now.” Navi motioned toward her belly.

She giggled, and picked them up for Navi. “Know anything to give in thanks to someone who helped us out?”

“Do they cook? I’ve got herb gardens they can put in their windowsill if they like to cook they can use them.” Navi took the flowers, since they were light and she could hold them, she just couldn’t bend over.

“He runs an orchid! Apples and oranges and stuff,” Jubilee said, excitedly. “I dunno if herbs would be good or not!”

“Honeysuckle! It’s pretty and it smells good, and it’ll probably remind him of his orchard.” Navi smiled and walked with Jubilee toward the back of the nursery.

“Perfect!” Navi was clearly awesomesauce. “We should hang sometime, chica.”

“I’d like that! I don’t know when I’ll be un’baby’d, but you can come over and sit with pregnant old me at the house any time until I pop.” Navi grinned.

“Awesome, I’ll totes stop by after we go camping and I’ll bring like..pictures and stuff!” She planned on taking lots and lots of pictures. But then she had to clarify. “Uh, not the naughty pictures.”

“That would be good, and I figured you wouldn’t bring the naughty ones.” Navi couldn’t help but ruffle Jubilee’s hair. Navi: Everyone’s Mother.

She giggled. “The naughty ones might go up on the website.” She gave Navi a kiss on the cheek. “You’re so awesome no wonder Kit Kat loves you.”

“Website?” Navi blinked. “Oh, that sounds so fun!” She really liked the idea of people being liberated and doing whatever they wanted to with their sexuality that made them happy.

“Wanna see?” Jubilee bounced on her heels, excitedly.

“I - sure?” Her husband would only flail for a little while.

She jumped up and did a little spin, then took out her phone. For porn. Wasn’t modern technology wonderful?

Navi smiled. “Awww, you guys look so happy!” Only Navi could get all sentimental over porn.

“Well we kinda just...do stuff we like and film it and that makes it fun, yanno?” she ducked her head, blushing a little.

“Well, of course! It’s not like I’ve never done that before,” Navi giggled. “Only it’s more for if Pete ever has to go anywhere for work and I can’t come with.”

Jubilee broke into an even bigger grin. “Yeah, exactly, just make sure that doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. Oh man could you imagine the Porn Legion of Doom?”

“What, like the Legion of Doom in porn, or an evil group of people who hoard porn of celebrities or amateurs?” Navi cocked her head.

“Can’t they do both?” Jubilee laughed. “I was thinking like... Vibrator Man.”

“How’s that doom? I want to give Vibrator Man a hug and a fruit basket.” Navi giggled. “That’s how I made it long enough to meet Pete!”

Jubilee started to laugh harder, doubling over and beating her fist on the counter. “Oh god oh god that’s just awesome yo!”

“What?” Navi blinked.

“I used to have like a collection, then I hooked up with Ollie and it got bigger and then I hooked up with Laura and it’s even bigger.” Jubilee wasn’t sure if that was a good thing.

“Yeah, I have loads too. Men sort of ... wear out. They’re worse than batteries.” Navi wrinkled her nose.

“That’s one reason I’m happy to be with a girl. She doesn’t wear out as fast an’ cause she has a healin’ factor that means she has like instant recovery time!” It didn’t hurt that Laura’s sex appetite rivaled Logan’s.

“Oh, that must be nice! But Pete’s naturally superheated. And he’s good at back rubs.” Navi made a happy purring noise that was half sexy, half Homer Simpson.

“He is kinda hot but don’t tell him I ever said that,” Jubilee replied, darting her eyes.

“What? Tell him you said that?” Navi pulled out her phone to start texting.

“Noooo!” Jubilee gasped, moving in mock slow motion.

“Sent!” Navi gave an evil mastermind sort of laugh.

Jubilee made the saddest face. The saddest face. Then she beamed.

“He’ll preen for hours, thank you.” Navi leaned over to give the girl as good of a hug as she could.

Jubilee hugged her back, then kissed her cheek. “Thanks chica. I need to get going! We’re going camping!”

“Have fun, sweetheart!” Navi waved, wings fluttering as she hovered a little in the air. Jubilee would understand; hers was one of the names Navi recognized from Pete’s files.