Rikku is aggressively cheerful. (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} justrikku) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} valarlogs,@ 2013-08-10 21:08:00 |
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What: Body swap.
When: Thursday, 9/8.
Where: Kitty's.
Rating: PG-13.
Status: Complete!
“Well..you’re kinda cute.” She rubbed the back of her neck as she looked at Rikku. Whoever this kid she’d ended up in was cute in a boyish way and the more she looked at him the more she realized that, yes, she missed dick, but not enough to go to jail. And Yuna’s PMs to her were still ringing in her mind a bit.
“Why couldn’t you end up in Jim or Scotty’s body or something. Or Logan’s.” That didn’t stop her from hugging Rikku!
“Me and Emma, we’ll get this fixed. Somehow.”
Rikku bit her lower lip. “It’s just not fair, you’re still you and I have a penis.” Rikku sighed, trying not to think about Kitty’s boobs. “Ow!” Yeah, that didn’t work.
Kitty rubbed at her temple and took a step back. It was beyond tempting and she just didn't want to make Rikku any more uncomfortable. "I just...really think it might be a bad idea. To do anything. I mean it's kind of... you know. Noncon." She chuckled. "And wouldn't it suck if your first time was when you weren't even in your body?"
God she wanted to do things.
“We’ve done stuff, Kitty.” Rikku blinked. “Ohhhhh, the other guy - yeah, Henrik deserves better.” Rikku nodded, puffing out her cheeks and crouching in a way that was one hundred percent Rikku.
It made Kitty giggle, and she covered her mouth. “Well, when we get you back to normal there are ways for us to experiment.” She waggled her eyebrows. “If you want. Anyway.” She leaned against the wall. “Try thinking of your brother naked.”
“Ew!” Rikku wanted to talk about the experimenting, but the idea of Brother doing his weird dance while naked was making her flail a little.
Kitty laughed, leaning back against the wall again so she didn't fall over. The flailing was adorable.
“Okay, you don’t understand, he crotch thrusts when he’s happy. Not even kidding.” Rikku stuck out her tongue in a ‘bleh’ face. “You’ll have to meet him someday.”
That only made Kitty giggle more. She smacked her palm into the wall untils he controlled herself. “I’d like to meet him. I feel like I have to pass inspection with your family. You still need to meet mine.” Kitty made a face. She was worried about that. Especially with the twins comeing home soon.
“Oh, I’m kind of excited to meet your family. Who will I be meeting, anyway?” Rikku sat in her typical Rikku way, legs in front of her, wrinkling at how hairy they were.
“Well, there’s Leong and Nga. They’re going to be the hardest. They were barely getting used to Alicia and I’m really afraid they’ll start resenting me or something...Then there’s Illyana and Clarice who live with me. My best friend and her girlfriend.” Kitty grinned at the memory of them. They really were her family. “Logan of course. Lorna and Neena, Dani..Emma and Scott. Thor is kind of like a brother. Big and cuddly.”
“Wow, that’s a lot.” Rikku grinned. “You’ve just got Pops and brother, and Yunie and Ben. Yunie and Ben will be harder sells, I think, after what happened to their sister Lulu.” She pulled her legs under her body.
"I had a short little conversation with Yunie I think," Kitty replied. She wondered who Ben was. That name didn't strike her as familiar and okay she might have gone through youtube recently looking up videos.
It hadn't helped her liking Rikku. It only made her like her more. She didn't want her to remember any more, either.
"She just wants to protect you. What happened to Lulu? That name sounds familiar.”
“She moved with her husband. But before all of that, her first boyfriend? He got shot after he proposed. Broke her heart and she didn’t date for years. Just worked.” Rikku shook her head.
"Oh my god. That's horrible!" Kitty took Rikku's hand and squeezed it. "I'm sorry. I can promise I'll be very careful."
Rikku grinned. “Nah, you’ll be you, and that’s all I want. You’re not Chappu, and it was an accident anyway.”
“You’re such a sweet girl, you know that?” Kitty smiled fondly at her. Him. Her in a guy’s body!
“Am I? Why?” Rikku blinked. “Just because I have common sense?”
“No, because you’re sweet, and kind and a little silly.” A little naughty too but Kitty wasn’t going to flirt right now if she could help it.
“Oh, well. That’s just who I am. I try not to be too drama drama drama.” Rikku wrinkled her nose.
“Except when you’re this beautiful girl who sweeps into my life, just because I phased through a semi,” she retorted.
“Nothing just about it, it was awesome. I wanted to find out how you did it.” Rikku was shy, but giggling a little. “You really like me, though? Like, enough to be all ‘hey, this is Rikku, my girlfriend’? It’s amazing.”
“I really like you, Rikku.” Kitty flushed again.
That made Rikku beam. “I really like you too, KittyKitty.”
“This is where I was going to kiss you,” Kitty teased, leaning forward.
“You caaaaaan’t,” Rikku pouted, leaning backward, falling and giggling.
“I knoooow!” It was taking a lot of willpower not to pounce right now. She supposed that was good. If Rikku was normal, they’d probably be naked. “Lets play a game or something. Get our minds off of this. I need to jog my brain into fixit mode anyway and it might help.”
“What, like a board game? Video game?” Rikku scrunched up her nose in thought.
“Video game. I need to challenge my brain!”
“But they’re not ... okay, which one?” Rikku laughed. Most video games were silly!
“Depends. Something with a bit of strategy.” Kitty grinned at Rikku. “Maybe nothing with serious emotions involved though, I don’t need to be all crying and junk.”
“Starcraft, then? Brother’s into that one, so I know how to do it.” Rikku wasn’t much of a gamer.
“Maybe, but that’s more a lot of memory.” She got to her feet and held her hand out to RIkku. “I’ll teach you.”
“Okay!” Rikku bounced up, excited to learn whatever Kitty had to offer.
Kitty planted Rikku in front of a computer, then sat next to her. She ran her through the tutorial first, then set up a game with them against a very, very easy computer.
Rikku sat with her legs crossed on the chair, leaning a little against Kitty as she played. She wasn’t very good.
Kitty coached her, and decided she wasn’t going to play against her. That wouldn’t be fair at all....”Try buidling these thingiums here.”
“Okaaaaay.” If she’d had her hair, Rikku would’ve chewed a little on her hair, but Henrik’s was too short to nibble.
“Okay, now you can build those little dudes,” Kitty said. Little dudes was a technical term! “And when you have like a dozen, you’ll want to send them into this guy’s base, with these flying guys as backup.”
“Euuugh, I suck at strategy. Why can’t I just build a huge bomb and blow everything up?” Rikku pouted.
“Allow me to introduce you to nukes...”
Rikku made a glee noise. “I secretly love explosives,” she stage whispered. “I’m always happy when I get to work on things at work that go boom.”
“Are you?” Kitty purred in her ear, her voice low and wanton. “Well I’m going to find you something really fun to blow...up then.”
“... that would be hotter if I understood it,” Rikku grinned.
Kitty laughed and murmed something entirely different into Rikku’s ear. A promise of what she’d do when Rikku was normal again. Then she made her way to the kitchen to get some water.
Rikku’s eyes went wide, and she sat on her hands, glaring at her groin for some time. Somehow, for some weird reason, giving an erection the evil eye did nothing. Who decided that was a good idea?
Kitty was a helper, so when she returned, she dropped an icepack in RIkku’s lap. She fully expected the girl to get her back someday. That was half the point.
“SWEET BABY JEEBUS ON A TRISCUIT,” Rikku shrieked.
She started to laugh, hugging onto Rikku and kissing her cheek. “That help?”
“Define help,” Rikku grumbled, sticking out her tongue and licking Kitty on the forehead.
Laughing, Kitty bounced back out of the way. She loved these interactions, even if Rikku’s body was all wrong. It was still Rikku inside that mattered.
Which was a sudden huge thing that she realized and she stood still, blinking.
“Are you okay? Are we playing freeze tag?” Rikku leaned back, stroking Kitty’s cheek lightly.
“No I just...” She smiled, nervously. “Just realized something. I still..like you. Like being with you, even though you’re not in the body that I’m attracted to.”
“I’m hoping that’s a good thing,” Rikku blushed. Oh, thank god; blushing usually ended boners.
“It’s a good thing,” Kitty promised. It really, really was.