pansymalfoy (pansymalfoy) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2013-08-07 22:49:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, draco malfoy, pansy malfoy |
Who: Draco Malfoy and Pansy Malfoy (in Zuko’s Body)
When: During the Body Swap
Where: Draco and Zuko’s place
What: Freaking out?
Rating/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete
Draco really hadn’t believed it when his husband and sister had turned up claiming to have had their bodies switched. He’d thought it was a terrible joke. Well he still did think it was a terrible joke, it just happened to be a true one. Apparently the universe just loved to give them a swift kick every now and then.
Looking over at his husband’s body he still felt the same love and affection there but with an added odd feeling of knowing his sister was in there. He ran a hand through his hair, “I’m going to turn grey I swear it” he said wryly.
Pansy chuckled. It sounded like an odd combination of Pansy’s attitude, but Zuko’s voice. “You and me both.” She felt strange. Flat. Skinny. Tall. And undeniably male. She had no idea what to do with the junk downstairs. She wanted to shower, to try and rid herself of the dirty feeling, but that meant getting naked, and she wasn’t sure she could handle that yet. Thankfully she hadn’t had to pee, or anything. God, when that happened she’d be mortified.
“...You’re just going to have to keep it in your pants until this is all over.” ...what an unsettling thought.
“The whole world is against me and Zuko, it’s the only explanation” They’d managed to escape Zuko’s family (thanks to them moving away or disappearing completely) and now they get hit by this, what the hell was next?
Draco looked over at his sister/husband, “I don’t even know how to dignify that with a response” he told her, nose curling in distaste. However you looked at it, it was just wrong.
Pansy gave a gentle scoff, one that sounded all too natural coming from Zuko’s throat. “Excuse me? It’s all about you and Zuko? What about me? What about Peter going off to Switzerland with his ex-girlfriend for a week, and the day he comes home I’m stuck in some dude’s body??” She said, turning to give her brother a little glare.
The joke seemed to have faded with her irritation. She sighed. Again, it was a sigh that sounded natural coming from Zuko. “I don’t even know if Peter and I will sleep in the same bed. God, what if they never fix it??”
“Oh you know what I mean. After all that crap with Zuk’s family and then the possession. It just sucks. For everybody” he said, not having the energy or inclination to fight or argue right now.
“They will bloody fix it, they can’t leave everybody like this” he said, “There’s too many people affected, they have to find a solution”
“Yeah it does. I guess things weren’t fucked up enough. They had to throw this wrench in the works.” Pansy as Zuko frowned, folded her arms across her chest, and slouched so far into the sofa it looked like she was hoping to be swallowed whole. “They’d better. I’m not staying like this forever.”
“Well they can stick the bloody wrench somewhere else” Draco said, a lot more open at being annoyed and upset about the whole thing with Pansy than with Zuko. He always felt the need to protect and be positive for his husband. “Nobody wants to stay like that, I just hope the woman who did it has learnt her lesson” Though this was the OC so it was doubtful.
“I hope they … I don’t know. Make her stop whatever it was she was doing in the first place.” Pansy scowled. It looked kinda natural on Zuko’s face. She sighed and pulled herself up from the sofa. “I need to get drunk and pass out. You guys have beer? Or... wine coolers, or something?” Zuko had more of a sweet tooth than Pansy did.
“Fridge” Draco told her, although Pansy may not have lived here anymore the fridge was still well stocked it was a habit they had yet to break. “No getting my husband’s body in too much of a drunk mess, I need it in tact when he gets it back” he warned her.
“I’ll just drink until I pass out.” Pansy wasn’t sure what Zuko’s limits were. “No more damage than that.” It wasn’t like she was going to give him liver failure over the course of a few days. She grabbed a couple of wine coolers from the fridge, and a third for Draco. “To think it was when we were watching Inspector Gadget. I’ll probably never watch it again.”
Draco nodded, he knew Zuko quite well it wouldn't take too much. Much less than it took Pansy usually anyway.
"Yeah you're both gonna get complexes over that show or something" he said smiling as she passed him a drink.
Actually, it might be fun for Pansy to get rip roaring drunk off a drink or two. She started in on her own. “Let’s just... pretend that I’m still me and not him. Okay? I’ll just not look in a mirror, and sit on the sofa, and put some stupid movie on, or something.” She said, then gulped again as she walked back into the living room. “Or... video games. I wonder if I’ll suck in Zuko’s body.”
“Okay, I’m up to try that. I’ll try not to look at you” Draco agreed, “Let’s do video games, it can be an experiment for you too” he added with a small smile.
“Good. All right.” Pansy said, bringing both beers around the sofa to sit down, and set them on the table. “Get Mario Kart going. It’s the best for drunk playing.”
Draco did as he was told and soon Mario was set up, controllers were in hand and it almost felt normal.