"Uummm. Nevermind," Ron replied. As hard as it was to talk about girls with Harry it was next to impossible to even think about talking about girls with Hermione. It was best they just drop the subject entirely.
"There aren't Zombies?!" Ron exclaimed. "Oh, come on, Hermione. There are tons of reports of weird incidents on the East Coast. Just last week some guy ripped out his own intestines and threw them at a cop." His eyes were wide and he nodded enthusiastically. It was the truth!