Jaime Lannister (lannister_lion) wrote in valarlogs, @ 2012-05-30 00:46:00 |
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Entry tags: | brienne, cersei lannister, jaime lannister, lorenzo, robert baratheon, tyrion lannister, tywin lannister |
Who: Annie Sue Brienne, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Statler & Waldorf The Lannisters, Fozzie Bear Lorenzo & Gonzo the Great Robert Baratheon.
What: Inglourious Muppets BBQ
When: Memorial Day evening.
Where: Jaime's place @ Newport Beach.
Rating: PG-13 unless someone starts the Battle of the Blackwater. Jaime implores everyone not to start the Battle of the Blackwater.
Status: Incomplete
(( Probably easier if people started individual threads instead of a wild Muppet orgy, and because I'm lazy, don't forget to tag yourself in as you post. ))
As soon as Jaime got up out of bed, he never quite managed to catch his breath. His fridge was stocked full of meat and there were cartons of drinks on the floor of his open-plan kitchen. He had to get a couple of chilly bins and filled them halfway with ice to get the drinks cold.
There were salads, bread, a batch of chicken and beef, pasta and chocolate-covered strawberries on the kitchen counter by the time his first guest arrived. That was about as far as Jaime's culinary skills went.
He wanted to drink a few beers before everyone else got here - he'd need the drinks to be able to manage that fake smile for the rest of the day - but then he wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel to pick his father up.
As host, Jaime spent most of his time in exile on his balcony, manning the grill. He wasn't that hungry anyway and he didn't mind not having to spend time with his family members who were, to their credit, trying their best not to go at each other's throats.