"You know, it's funny," Loki muttered into Thor's ear, ignoring the massive height difference to do just that. "I could have sworn I hadn't actually disappeared any of your brains, and yet apparently you can't remember the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer!"
– Wait, said Loki's expression, did I just say that?
"Or a magician, which is what I am," he continued quickly, covering. But hey, surely everyone was making fun of the Disney Princess picker-upper, and so he was fine. Right?
"Anyway, Thor, be a gentleman, or at least pretend you know how to pretend to be one, and politely shake hands with Tony and all of that, at least before you hand him the leash."