[Texts] [Texts to Lorenzo] >> Good news brother. I've matchmade you with some chick on the internet. I've also just decided that you're buying her dinner on Monday night. >> Unfortunately on a scale of bow chicka wow wow to Mitt Romney's wife, I haven't a clue what she looks like. But it's the personality that matters, right? >> You can thank me later. Now go forth and conquer, Fabio. I believe in you! =)