"If we're in a situation where you'd need to be super-strong, I'll probably already have my gun handy. Pretty sure I'll be able to handle one sparkly sex vampire." She chuckled a little. This was all weird, but comforting, in a way. He'd at least understand the fact that she wasn't crazy.
"Since we're being honest about ourselves, I'm a luck manipulating mutant who time travels sometimes and I kill people for money in the dreams. Which is why I'm so pale. I, uh, actually got paler." And beat up pretty bad. Among other things.