Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2013-03-14 03:29:00 |
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Wednesday Night Column!
Hello Readers and welcome to lovely new gossip! We strive to bring you only the best, and the most credible news of all, and for tonight, we've got some lovely tidbits to share with you!
Breaking news on the pop music front! A source close to the family of popstar Seiya reports some sad news for the family, and doubtlessly, for Seiya himself. Seiya Dong-su, father of the gorgeous singer, who has amassed his fortune in oil, has passed away, at the young age of 56, from a supposed heart attack.
But has he REALLY? Or is it more likely that foul play of some sort has been involved. Reports tell us that Seiya and his father were not on the best of terms, facing a tortured family existence for several years. Could HE have something to do with the recent tide of events? Or is the speculation unjust in this case, and only being spoken because of their fractious past? Will time reveal all. or will the mystery remain? Have Seiya’s dreams of drag queen stardom influenced his father’s early death by shock instead? Time will tell all, dear readers, and Seiya, good luck with the inquest!
Hidden Secrets, Hidden Lies!
And now, dear readers, for a juicy scandal in Orange County’s financial sectors! Ultime Fauchelevent, well known for his charitable donations and local contributions, has proven to have a secret motivation for his actions that does not smack only of altruisim, but of something deeper, darker!
Fauchelevent, dear readers, harbours a secret shame, the deepest shame which brought him out of his native France to the United States in hopes he might escape, and leave his past, his very name, behind him, but a surprise source has shed new information on his past, a past that we are shocked to share with you!
The man we know as Ultime Fauchelevent, is, in actuality, a criminal called Jean Valjean, convicted of violent robbery in the Paris streets, breaking into a pharmacy to snag a large assortment of drugs, no doubt to sell on the streets!
Not only this, dear readers, after his lawful conviction and sentence to prison, Valjean’s subsequent escape attempts and documented severe injury of prison officials netted him an additional several years trapped behind bars as justice was served.
And now this man is here in the Orange County area. A fixture of our way of life, who has not only been allowed to live and work among us, and to guard our money in some cases, but to adopt and raise a daughter, who has recently been spotted, weapon in hand, in the company of some terribly bad influences.
Is Ms. Fauchelevent, obviously trained at her father’s feet, taking the first step into her own life of crime? Will the violent gang with whom she spends her time learn from her and her father as well? Is the crowbar she so casually brought to the scene of their gang’s attempted crime the same used by her father all those years before?
Rest assured we will keep you abreast of this most interesting developing story.
Speaking of questionable parenting, The Queen family is at it again. While little sister Thea makes headlines for sneaking into movies, out of rehab, and robbing the cradle with an unnamed young man, in a relationship where statutory rape charges would surely apply, then turning around to cruelly dump him within the same few weeks, Ollie himself is making quite the name for himself as he makes a move back into media circles.
While Jubilation Lee, Gold Medalist and gymnast has gotten up the sense to leave him, for her own good, at last, Ollie’s managed to move on, and quickly, picking up another in a dizzyingly quickly turn of events.
Or has he been snagged in turn, by the claws of a COUGAR?
Images confirm it, folks, displaying Ollie and his mystery woman, a stunningly well preserved bombshell with amazing legs, who nonetheless might be his MOTHER as they exited a popular new restaurant in the Orange County area, already getting VERY hot and heavy in embrace.
Who is Ollie’s mystery MILF? Will this relationship be any less contentious than the oftentimes abusive one often faced by Ms. Lee? How long before his arrows pierce something more than someone’s heart? We’re watching, Ollie. We are WATCHING.
After the recent kidnapping and drama regarding our favorite couple, Haruka and Michiru, it seems that Haruka has taken the warnings of the delusional fans to heart. The dreamy racer has been spotted keeping company with a mysteriously beautiful student, Felicia Yates, offering gifts and more.
Is he out to break Michiru’s heart now that all’s said and done? What happened to the promises of true love for the gorgeous violinist who remained steadfast while she waited for him? Does Ms. Yates know much of this couple’s past? How can she hurt Michiru in this way when she’s been through enough. Shame on you, Haruka and Ms. Yates! Shame on you!
What’s on the horizon for the sexy and engaging Hino Rei, proprieter of the Burning Mandala? If recent sightings are correct, a new young man. Andre de Courfeyrac, many times star of the UCLA stage, who has recently graced audiences as the leading man of A Tale of Two Cities and will again appear in the Winter Semester’s student directed production of Braid, has been spotted at the Burning Mandala’s stage door, obviously waiting for the closing hours and the vibrant and amazing club manager herself.
de Courfeyrac’s involvement in illicit and dangerous activities with a dangerous student organization of thugs and political dissidents, whose leader has recently robbed a fur farm, and is well known for breaking into the apartments of private citizens with crowbars, holding rallies and public events to intimidate the student and local populace alike, is well known on UCLA’s campus, and one of the first things that come to mind as his name is mentioned.
Will the exotic beauty tame the unofficial campus bicycle she rides? Or will he break her heart as well. Is he into it for Rei, or for the dancers? And what of Rei’s Goddess of Love, Aino Minako? Does de Courfeyrac intend to have them both? Just who is playing who here? Rest assured our roving reporter will cover every angle as we keep you updated.
((If anyone wants anything added, please let Sar know and it can be popped into this post. Josie, I have a outting Valjean piece but I wasn't sure, plotwise how you'd like people to find out so...))