Email reply: Subject line: The shit you want
Hola!
The world is a strange mushroom-y wonderland, and you require a gag gift for a co-worker?
What wonders will never cease! Luckily for you (but perhaps not your co-worker), For the Lulz works day and night, Wonderland or not, to keep people amused.
Rest assured, our supply room has yet to turn into a tree, so we can fill that order for you.
Rush orders can be done, and all the pricing and info you'll need is in the attachment supplied.