Literally Pirateninja (shadowcat) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-04-06 12:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | gaila, kitty pryde (shadowcat) |
who: Kitty and Gaila
What: An interwebs chat!
When: Friday morning!
Where: Their respective apartments
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13 for boobies
Shadowcat: WEP encryption. Bad idea? Or terribad idea?
lassiecassie: It sort of depends on what you mean by bad, or terribad, doesn't it? I don't know if it qualifies as entirely bad enough to be terribad, does it?
Shadowcat: It's false security. Anyone with access to google and a few minutes on their hands can crack it. Its terrible because people think they're secure when they're anything but. It'll stop casual wardrivers but those aren't really the people you need to worry about. Neighbor mooching free internet, and/or doing worse things on your connection.
lassiecassie: But why terribad?
Shadowcat: Too much time on MMO forums I think? Makes this place look positively civil. I once had a 200 page thread because I complained that the female models looked like someone had pulled the polygons out of a male torso*. I mention the word breast and people missed my entire point. Best unintentional troll, ever.
lassiecassie: You seem awfully focused on breasts. That might be a hint.
Shadowcat: do not engage, pull up, do not engage!
Breasts had nothing to do with my complaint!
lassiecassie: Gotcha
You have a fixation, girl! Are you finding Christmas presents in the closet or are they just too small?
Shadowcat: I'm not going to dignify that with a remark.
lassiecassie: Because its true!
Shadowcat: You have an odd definition of truth. Or should I say truthiness?
lassiecassie: Reality has a liberal bias, and you're evading the question.
Shadowcat: What about your preoccupation with my breasts? Should I be worried you'll show up with a uhaul?
lassiecassie: You started it! I've gotten like 10 hookup offers since last night.
Shadowcat: I'm really really sorry! >.< That wasn't my intention!
lassiecassie: I don't really mind. Its kind of funny when I tell them I have a boyfriend.
Shadowcat: Does that work?
lassiecassie: No. So I tell them he's my girlfriend.
Shadowcat: Wouldn't that encourage them?
lassiecassie: It does! So I give them my number, which really isn't my number and is in fact the number of a biker bar, and I tell them to skip hello and just talk dirty as soon as I pick up. Then I block them.
Shadowcat: wow..
lassiecassie: Its awesome :D
Shadowcat: Its brilliant!
lassiecassie: Okay, gtg! Have to go grovel at boyfriend's feet. I called him clingy.
Shadowcat: Bring steak and bjs.
lassiecassie: D: But that was last month!
Shadowcat: Its never too late for steak and bj day.
lassiecassie: thanks!
lassiecassie signed off.
* - based on a true story from mun's wife