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>> Those are just armpit pubes. >> Still gross. >> Don't text me back. >> But I'm going to keep texting you. >> Because the TV is still broken. >> I don't think we can fix it. >> I'll have to buy a new one. >> Hey, I can open my shop now. >> Wait, I should hold off until the funeral. >> Crap, I might as well just sell the place now. >> I'm never going to make any money at it. >> I have a lousy business plan. >> Underwear gnomes make more money than I will. >> step one: acquire pot >> step two: sell pot at just above cost >> Step three: ??? >> Step four: profit!