No, you're mentally impaired. Bloody hell, it's like trying to reason with a two year old without comprehension skills. Ultimately useless and futile, because the higher brain function isn't formed quite yet.
As for arresting you? If only I could, I would. Afraid that's not my job. I'm only here investigating illegal blackmarket plushie dealings. Yes, that's on the public record. Enjoy chewing on that for a while. You won't find anything else. Anywhere.
Pity I won't miss you. But I WILL look forward to watching the likes of you someday getting mace in the face, from the comfort of my couch.