Kurotsuchi Mayuri likes test subjects (black_soil) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2013-01-13 11:58:00 |
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Entry tags: | alma wade, mayuri kurotsuchi |
SRDI internal memo
To all SRDI employees, temporary or permanent,
With the help of a capable lab assistant, we are making great strides in lengthening life expectancy by a number of days with the last rounds of test subjects. I believe we are onto a mix of known medicinal compounds that can slow down some of the severity of the virus. It is not a cure, by any means or definition. There will still be casualties if a cure is not found. I am forwarding information and data to Stark Industries and the persons responsible for making the inhalers.
If any of you should contract this and die, it was part of your employment agreement that I get to dissect you, as you signed your bodies over to science. I would like to thank you prior to your demise for your contribution, and express my condolences that you never had the chance to use your non-cumulative yearly vacation time, or dip into your 401k or pension plans.
I would also like to state that there is going to be a new company policy being retroactively activated. If you are a permanent or temporary employee of the lab and happen to be impregnated, you are required to submit an amniotic fluid sample. Please schedule a time within the next 72 hours and I will look forward to coming at you with a very long needle.
Thank you for your continued cooperation and hard work,
M. Kurotsuchi,
president and lead scientist, Shinigami Research & Development Institute