Ichimaru Gin is a fox-faced bastard (fox_face) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-12-12 00:51:00 |
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Secure filtered message to Khamul: update!
Howdy.
You said you wanted a surprise. So I wrote a report. I cozied on up to one of the human trafficker guys after tailing him for a little bit. Mentioned I was like pedobear lookin' to pay a huge amount of money for a cute little girl, and after I proved I was good for the money? He took me to where he was moving a lotta cute girls through: [address]
You can check what's left there if you wanna. He did have two or three well armed guys, but they relied on their guns too much. Sucked to be them.
I didn't want to kill him too fast. That's why I stuck him in the gut and cut off his eyelids so he couldn't shut his eyes, while I sat around eatin' mochi and let the girls bust some furniture and stuff on his face. Then I gave them the money I found there, so they'd have a way of getting where they needed to go.
Ok fine. I took like thirty bucks for gas money. That stuff's expensive nowadays. Whew.
Here's your souvenir. Would've sent them over in a lil' bleed-proof box, but you know I'd be a bad accountant if I wasn't thorough on keeping those accounts cleaned up after they're paid up. So I made sure to cover tracks and not leave any loose ends. Don't want to leave a mess all over the place! Nope.
Thanks for all the fun. Please consider me sometime, if you need any more debts collected. o(^-^)b