>> I miss you...! >> [boobs.jpg] >> They miss you too!
[Txt to Scotty]
>> Id like you to meet Jubilee! >> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg] >> See her big smile!
[Txt to Obi-wan]
>> Did you and ani do it? >> I mean who's top?
[Txt to Tony]
>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?
[Txt to Tali]
>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.
[Txt to Jean]
>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?
[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]
>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game? >> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy >> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times. >> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle >> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice. >> hobbit talks about food. >> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!" >> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument. >> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again. >> A Black Rider appears. >> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails. >> Someone sings a song. >> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter. >> Someone draws a sword. >> Pippin acts like an idiot. >> Legolas looks fabulous. >> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head. >> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!" >> Someone or something is called "precious." >> Someone consults a map. >> You speak along with the dialogue.