As seen in this picture, Racer Haruka Tenoh has been playing doctor with medical school student Mamaru Chiba. What does this mean for his other relationships? Does he swing both ways or has Michiru Kaioh been his beard all along? Speaking of Ms. Kaioh, we have an exclusive! It’s several years old but recently surfaced on the internet. The link is behind the paywall, but lets just say that Michiru Kaioh is one kinky woman. I like to call it ‘Michiru does Miami.’
Rei Hino’s business and life continue to collapse around her after she was admitted to the hospital. Speaking with the nursing staff, she was described as being a hideously bloody sight. She was seen in the company of Haruka Tenoh and failed idol Minako Aino, leading this reporter to wonder at the sort of things Mr. Tenoh has been getting up to of late.
Daughter of pop sensation Narcissa Malfoy was seen leaving a local bar with Oliver Wood, wrapped up tighter than two peas in a pod. Rumors have been circulating that Pansy was dancing on the wild side and playing switch hitter with the other team, so this squashes those pretty effectively. That ought to make her mama happy.
On a related, but sadder note, Malfoy’s sister Bellatrix Black, who’s been linked to several rich and eligible bachelors, suffered a tragedy last night when her home burned down while she was visiting with a friend.
Halloween was an interesting day, as many readers know. The government experiment that had many people thinking they were their costumes left hundreds dazed and injured, and indirectly contributed to several deaths. It also contributed to the near destruction of Stark’s mansion.
Sources tell me he’s been using the reconstruction as cover to build nuclear technology in his basement! As seen in these pictures, there appears to be a centrifuge in the process of construction. Clearly he intends to enrich uranium, but to what purpose? Who’s the buyer?
So-called hero ‘Nighthawk’ was killed during the chaos on Halloween. We have several witnesses reporting his death, and he hasn’t been seen since. Let me be the first to say good riddance, and pray that the ‘Shadowcat’ and others like her soon join him!
As her pregnancy continues, we have reports that singer Pinkie Pie has eloped with her sweetheart Wade Wilson! Good going, Mr. Wilson!