» text messages Wanda & Billy planning their Christmas backdated to Christmas Eve
WANDA
Thursday
So, I have plenty of food, some drinks and snacks and a list of holiday movies on Netflix. Do you want to reserve a spot on my sofa for the best Friday night movie marathon?
BILLY
Thursday
I would very much love to reserve a spot on your sofa
VIP exclusive, right?
WANDA
Thursday
Absolutely, this is a one-ticket event.
It's also a one person invite, because who else would I want to spend all this time with?
BILLY
Thursday
There’s no need for flattery, I’m already coming 😉
WANDA
Thursday
Oh good, so I don't even need to put in any effort?
BILLY
Thursday
Do I need to put in any effort? Do I have to dig out my nice sweatpants?
WANDA
Thursday
Only if it's comfortable. The goal is total comfort, like melt into the sofa comfort.
BILLY
Thursday
That’s a pretty high goal. I have just the thing, can I bring some blankets over?
WANDA
Thursday
Yes, you can bring anything.
I'm building a nest on the sofa anyway, so the more blankets the better.
BILLY
Thursday
You know how to make a movie night sound appealing, that’s for sure
WANDA
Thursday
I'm trying to make sure you can't get an offer better than mine.
BILLY
Thursday
Aah, Wanda, you know there’s nothing more appealing than a night in with my not!mom
WANDA
Thursday
I like to think I know that, but it's good for confirmation sometimes.
I know you don't celebrate Christmas, but I have a gift for you anyway.
BILLY
Thursday
Funny that, I’ve got one for you too!
WANDA
Thursday
We'll wind up having a Chrismukkah without meaning to.
BILLY
Thursday
That’s not a bad thing. You know you should maybe meet Teddy?
After Christmas
WANDA
Thursday
I think that would be good. Maybe sometime during the weekend we can all go get Christmas waffles?
BILLY
Thursday
Oh that sounds like a good plan!
I’d really like that
WANDA
Thursday
Then that's the plan. We'll have a wonderful time and I will not embarrass you at all.
BILLY
Thursday
Good 😉
WANDA
Thursday
Okay, I'm going to finish making things for snacking on.
Feel free to come over at any time, okay?