» text messages blossom & billy a freak out and friend support during this exchange
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Help!
I think I'm failing at flirting.
BILLY
yesterday
What happened?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
I asked Christy to be my model for my project, and I did call her pretty but I think I'm screwing this up!
BILLY
yesterday
I mean I’m not great at flirting so I don’t know if I can help much but calling her pretty is good
Why do you think you’ve messed up?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Okay so.
I asked to take pictures of her, because it's to represent happiness at a meaningful place.
And I mentioned this thing we did together at this place that was completely normal usually
You know, to show us hanging out there made it special?
And I called her pretty, cause she is.
And Christy said she should take pictures of me for my happiness.
Which I think means she doesn't know that ... that I mean she's the happiness?
BILLY
yesterday
Or she doesn’t want to make an assumption?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
BILLY WHAT IF SHE ONLY LIKES ME AS A FRIEND AND I AM BEING AN IDIOT???
BILLY
yesterday
Have you seen you???
BLOSSOM
yesterday
I have, but we all know that just because I'm pretty doesn't mean she wants to be like more than friends.
BILLY
yesterday
True, but... maybe she’s just shy?
Have you had any other indications that she’s into you?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Honestly? I don't even know.
Like, we hang out, and it's fun and she says she super likes it too.
And she does call me pretty too -but again, that could just be a girls being friends thing.
BILLY
yesterday
girls are really confusing
BLOSSOM
yesterday
We are complex creatures Billiam.
BILLY
yesterday
”Complex”
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Very!
Like, I could 100% tell a random girl she has great legs in her dress. But I'm totally just uplifting my fellow sister.
If you do it, you're being a perv.
BILLY
yesterday
yeah, which sucks because sometimes women wear such lovely clothes
I just want to compliment them
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Well, I guess if you're not being creepy you can compliment them in a 'oh you look nice that's a really nice insert clothing here' kind of thing.
BILLY
yesterday
Yeah, or I can just not. But that’s not the point. We’re talking about Christy. She’s agreed to go, right? What’s you plan when you take her to the beach?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Yeah, she's up for it.
Well, we can do the photos so I don't get distracted and fail!!!
Then like, do you think I can take her for ice cream or like something cute?
HOW DO I DROP IT IN THAT I'D BE OPEN TO DATES?
BILLY
yesterday
idk Teddy was the one that asked me
but yes, do something cute! ice cream and then maybe use the word?
oh! or you could to the 'it's a date' thing and see how she reacts when you make plans to do it again?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
That might work!
BILLY
yesterday
sorted! we have a solid plan!
BLOSSOM
yesterday
I will keep you apprised of my wooing attempt!!!
BILLY
yesterday
\o/
know I am behind you
BLOSSOM
yesterday
OUR DATE IS BECOMING A PLAN TO PLAN TO GO ON VACATION TOGETHER!
BILLY
yesterday
wow, girls move fast
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Excuse you.
But also no, this is great. Because it could be a cute thing we do in Spring.
And and and like it's not around here and we're somewhere different and like we're just with each other for like a week!
BILLY
yesterday
I repeat
girls move fast
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Stop being jealous.
It's not cute.
BILLY
yesterday
who's being jealous? I've already been on my first date with Teddy 😛
BLOSSOM
yesterday
But is Teddy talking about going to Mexico with you for a whole freakin' week?
BILLY
yesterday
He'd probably fly me there if I asked? But I don't want to go to mexico!
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Why do you not want to go to Mexico with your boyfriend? Mexico is lovely. They have beaches and the ocean and so many cute little food places.
SHE SAID ITS A DAAAAAAATE
Okay, ignoring your poor judgement on going away with your boyfriend to Mexico which is a great idea because by the time we go I bet that Christy is my girlfriend and it'll be amazing...
I need you to come over here and help me pick something to wear to the beach on Friday.
BILLY
yesterday
yay for it being a date!
do you need me to come over right now?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
YES BILLY. I ONLY HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY.
BILLY
yesterday
that's... a whole number of days away!
god I don't even know what day it is anymore
I'll be over in ten
BLOSSOM
yesterday
FIRST. DATE. WITH. CHRISTY.
BILLY
yesterday
yes, yes, i'll teleport over once i've put on some acceptable-to-be-outside clothes
BLOSSOM
yesterday
OKAY SEE YOU SOON. USE THE LIVING ROOM IF YOU COME INSIDE. NOT THE KITCHEN YOU WILL GET HURT.
BILLY
yesterday
...what's in the kitchen?
BLOSSOM
yesterday
Well, I had a manic episode and started rearranging/cleaning, so it's a mess right now.
BILLY
yesterday
because you got a date or because you were worried you'd not get one?
but fine, I'll port into the lounge
go start cleaning up your mess
BLOSSOM
yesterday
The second one.
I will clean, you teleport and then FASHION.
BILLY
yesterday
Okay, okay, be over in like, six minutes now