» text messages Wanda & Billy afternoon pity fest following break up
Wanda
Today at 1:05 PM
Hey. How's things? Classes okay?
Billy
Today at 1:48 PM
One of my lecturers has already assigned a month's worth of reading and another is probably gonna drive a wedge right down the middle of my class. He's super divisive but not in a good way
you? how're you doing?
Wanda
Today at 1:50 PM
That's not so great. Hopefully he doesn't keep popping more reading in there.
I'm ... okay. Took a mental health day.
Billy
Today at 1:51 PM
want to talk about it? want me to come over?
Wanda
Today at 1:56 PM
Um. I dunno. I'm probably not great company.
Peter... Peter's left.
Billy
Today at 1:56 PM
i'm not always great company either
wait what?
Wanda
Today at 1:57 PM
Him and Yondu. I don't know what it was, but ... they left.
Billy
Today at 1:57 PM
Right, okay. Give me ten minutes and I'll teleport over. What do you need?
Are you at home? You're at home, right?
Wanda
Today at 1:58 PM
Lots of ice cream. Maybe some chocolate. Alcohol? At home. I haven't actually made it out of bed yet.
Billy
Today at 2:25 PM
Can do all of the above. Well 2/3, but I'm pretty sure if you need it I can just summon alcohol.
You can stay in bed, I'll join you with my laptop and we can watch Netflix and eat ice-cream
Did he say anything? Do I need to break his ankles or anything like that?
Wanda
Today at 3:00 PM
I think I might still have some, but it's in the kitchen.
I'd appreciate that though, I think I need some .. not sad movies.
Some stuff came up where they had to go back home. I think Missouri. I'm not sure if I'll see him again. He said he wasn't sure if he'd ever be back.
Billy
Today at 3:01 PM
I'll bring it through from the kitchen, then.
And then, later, I'm going to teleport to Missouri and punch him
Wanda
Today at 3:04 PM
It's not his fault, he didn't want to. It's just... crappy timing really.
Billy
Today at 3:10 PM
Still gonna punch him
that's my right as your alternate reality dream kid
Wanda
Today at 3:12 PM
As your alternate reality mom, I'm asking that you just come watch silly tv and let me be sad on your shoulder.
Billy
Today at 3:12 PM
but after?
we're definitely watching silly tv and you're gonna get the best hug
Wanda
Today at 3:12 PM
After I won't ask questions.
Billy
Today at 3:12 PM
excellent
Wanda
Today at 3:13 PM
You can fill me in on anything uplifting that's happening.
Billy
Today at 3:25 PM
I'm not sure I have much? But we can find videos of cute kittens
Wanda
Today at 3:27 PM
Oh kittens. Maybe I could get a kitten...
Billy
Today at 3:27 PM
Maybe, they don't need you to be at home all the time like a puppy does. But we can maybe think about that later? When you're less sad?
Wanda
Today at 3:32 PM
I guess. It's probably not smart to make snap decisions on these things, is it.
Billy
Today at 3:34 PM
Not when cats have a lifespan of like, 20 years or something
but if you want a cat I'll spoil it rotten
an old friend of mine had some and I'm pretty sure I bought more toys for them than anyone else in the history of pet ownership...
Wanda
Today at 3:36 PM
Well, I think a companion would be nice. I just...
People keep leaving. A cat won't. Right?
Billy
Today at 3:37 PM
I won't leave you, Wanda
Wanda
Today at 3:38 PM
I appreciate that, Billy. I do.
Billy
Today at 3:38 PM
I mean it
Did you want me to stay with you for a few days?
Wanda
Today at 3:40 PM
I know you won't. It's okay though. I think I just need to feel sorry for myself for a little while and I'll get through it.
Billy
Today at 3:40 PM
I don't mind staying over for a while. My place has felt pretty empty since Grizz left, I get how it feels. Sort of.
Wanda
Today at 3:42 PM
If you're sure? I don't want to put you out. Least of all with college restarting.
Billy
Today at 3:44 PM
It's not putting me out, Wanda.
Promise
Miiiiight just need to let Teddy know though, if that's ok?
Wanda
Today at 3:45 PM
It's fine. You can tell him. Is he... spending some time at your place sometimes?
Billy
Today at 3:45 PM
No, not like that. It's more... he started dreaming? And freaked out and came over
Wanda
Today at 3:47 PM
That's good though, right? I mean, aside from the obvious discomfort of the dreams.
Billy
Today at 3:47 PM
I think so, yeah. He hasn't met me yet, but that's not the point. We're not talking about me or Teddy or anything of the sort. I'm gonna grab ice-cream and chocolate and reset my neflix password
And then I'll be over
Wanda
Today at 3:48 PM
Okay. But you know we can still talk about you while you're here. I like hearing you're doing okay with things.
Billy
Today at 3:52 PM
Okay, but maybe not today ❤️
Wanda
Today at 4:00 PM
Okay, okay. I'm... going to brush my teeth at least.