ยป text messages Sabina & Adora during the parademon attack
Today 10:22 AM
THE WORLD IS ENDING. I REPEAT, THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!
right?? wtf are these monsters??!
Jesus fuck if i know. But they're the fugliest things I've ever seen.
Demons? Monsters? Theyโre horrible. wait. Are you outside??!
All of the above I think! I was, I am, I'm trying to get inside but Jesus is that hard.
Christ, Sabina get indoors somewhere! where are you?
I am trying! I was at the gym, I was coming home. My bike is wrecked and shorts are out for a bit but I'm like a bit out of the way. Hunkering down in a Target right now.
any chance of getting out? turn your location services on. I can come and get you.
Feels a little risky. Do you have a tank I don't know about? Because you coming to get me just means we're both not somewhere safe.
something like that? I have my sword. Itโs...really useful.
Adora, I adore you, I really do. But I'm not sure that's really going to be as effective as you'd hope.
you say that, but Iโve turned into a super strong amazon.
Huh. So my imagination is going places right now, and I'm not sure it's safe.
is it inappropriate to take a selfie?
itโs inappropriate to take a selfie
Nooooo. Not if you're relatively safe and can. Please do it. Please!
[selfie of Adora in her she-ra outfit; with much longer hair and her tiara. Her sword is in the photo too, and the edge of her bracers are visible]
.... shit I shouldn't be in public right now.
??? arenโt you in a target?
I am. It's fairly public and I'm wondering if this constitutes a sext.
turn on your location services already. I canโt come and rescue you like the amazon princess warrior I am if I canโt find you!
also do you want this to be a sext? Bracers and a tiara really doing it for you, huh? ๐
Okay okay, I turned it on. I was having a moment jeez. I'm gonna see if they've got cards for when a hot ass girl comes to save my damsel ass. You have no idea though. I'm legit wondering if this can be your halloween costume just so I can stare more.
the sword has a phrase that makes me into this, so i could probably... just try it again later when weโre not fighting flying monsters?
I think you might have found a gap in hallmarkโs market tho.
A magic phrase to turn into a sexy warrior goddess? Okay, that sounds utterly legit. I'm gonna make one. I'm taking a baseball bat to the card section and I'm making one.
Iโll show you after this is all over, promise. I mean at least thereโs craft materials in target. Are you hurt?
Oh, the promises of the afterwards are going to last me. I'm okay though, minor leg wound from the initial bike crash but it's just a semi-series graze. I've had worse at work. You're okay right? All warrior woman?
Iโm fine, I think Iโm pretty durable right now. Nebulaโs the most ridiculous badass in existence.
That's great! And I am not surprised. I'm betting she's getting a lot of usually pent up aggression out right now.
Weโll be with you soon as we can, hunker down somewhere safe. Iโve got your location.
They have a Krispy Kreme stand here. I am raiding it and watching for you. Be safe.