Teddy Altman (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} princessmuscles) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} valarcomm,@ 2020-08-06 06:54:00 |
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| Entry tags: | billy kaplan (wiccan), teddy altman (hulkling) |
Discord Messages -- Teddy Altman || Billy Kaplan
‣ August 6th 2020
‣ Casual conversation about cooking and what that entails -- ends up with Teddy swinging over for pizza
Billy Kaplan & Teddy Altman
DISCORD CONVERSATION
heartofkyber:
Hey, Billy. It’s Teddy. I just got done with classes for the day so I figured I would check in, see how you were doing. Head feeling any better?
Just playing catch up so I don’t have as much to do when term starts 😅. Between classes and Lacrosse I think I’m going to have a lot of stuff going on. I’m sort of looking forward to it, but not -- does that make sense?
I do have that working in my favor at least. What have you been doing while I have been doing boring things like studying?
It’s good that you have friends like that though. I left all of mine back in South Carolina, but my aunt taught me how to cook so I make do. It’s not gourmet food or anything, but it’s edible. I think that still counts?
Fingers crossed!
...Yes? 🙃
Before you freak out maybe you should try my cooking first and then make a call?
Uh, yeah, that’s exactly what I did.
Nope. If I wanted you dead you’d know 😉
So… is that a yes or no?
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Best typo ever.
I would probably outright tell you as I’m honest like that. My aunt says and I quote “you don’t beat around the bush, Teddy”
That must be nice. To have siblings, I mean. I don’t, only child, if you hadn’t already guessed.
Yeah. It makes things a lot easier in the long run.
Ha! I don’t think my aunt would be able to cope. She wasn’t 100% ready to become a mother overnight, but she managed okay.
I think I turned out okay.
Thanks, Billy. I’ll be sure to pass that along the next time I facetime with her.
So, dinner. Food cooked by me.
When are you free?
Well, you’re in luck. I have nothing going on tomorrow - do you? 😄
Cancel on him. I’m clearly the better choice.
What if I do?
What if it is? 😎
I mean if you ask one of my roommates clothes are optional in the kitchen, but that is why we don’t ask him.
You know what, you’ll find out when you come over.
...do I need to come over?
Well, seeing as you asked so nicely…
You sure?
And you’re right. Not doing a very good job of proving it right now.
No disagreement from me there 😉
I could definitely eat pizza.
😆😂🤣😇
I promise I am just interested in coming over and eating pizza.
How’s that working out for you?
Well, you got me there.
If I come over and there is no Pokemon theme music playing I will be very disappointed.
Don’t forget to text me your address.
It would totally be Bulbasaur - yours?
It does seem sort of cruel.
Like they were just minding their business when somebody came up to them, launched a pokeball at them and then it’s like “So now you’re my hostage so I’m gonna need you to battle other pokemon, cool?”
Wow, that got dark.
So, pizza - yes?
Yeah? Good to know.
Did you want me to bring anything over for pizza?
I’ll just bring me, myself and I then.
Oh yeah that’s happening.
I wouldn’t think of leaving home without it.
Yep. Got it.
I’ll head over now so I’ll see you soon 🙂
Hey, Billy. It’s Teddy. I just got done with classes for the day so I figured I would check in, see how you were doing. Head feeling any better?
actualwizard:
Much, thanks. Pretty sure the guy that gave me an ice-pack right after it happened saved my face from being totally ruined 😉 I’m impressed that you’re so dedicated to your studies that you’re taking summer classes.
heartofkyber:Much, thanks. Pretty sure the guy that gave me an ice-pack right after it happened saved my face from being totally ruined 😉 I’m impressed that you’re so dedicated to your studies that you’re taking summer classes.
Just playing catch up so I don’t have as much to do when term starts 😅. Between classes and Lacrosse I think I’m going to have a lot of stuff going on. I’m sort of looking forward to it, but not -- does that make sense?
actualwizard:
Yeah, it does. Make sense, I mean.
You’ll be really busy, especially if you’re going to be on the team. At least you won’t be the only one who took a gap year before starting college?
heartofkyber:Yeah, it does. Make sense, I mean.
You’ll be really busy, especially if you’re going to be on the team. At least you won’t be the only one who took a gap year before starting college?
I do have that working in my favor at least. What have you been doing while I have been doing boring things like studying?
actualwizard:
Nothing interesting? Been hanging out with Wanda and Blossom a lot, they’re my best friends and the only reason I’ve not starved to death since myboy- housemate left at the beginning of the year.
I’d end up surviving on lucky charms and take out if it wasn’t for them. But really, Teddy, I’m not that interesting of a person. I hate to break it to you.
heartofkyber:Nothing interesting? Been hanging out with Wanda and Blossom a lot, they’re my best friends and the only reason I’ve not starved to death since my
I’d end up surviving on lucky charms and take out if it wasn’t for them. But really, Teddy, I’m not that interesting of a person. I hate to break it to you.
It’s good that you have friends like that though. I left all of mine back in South Carolina, but my aunt taught me how to cook so I make do. It’s not gourmet food or anything, but it’s edible. I think that still counts?
actualwizard:
You’ll make new ones here like, really easily, I’m sure of it.
So you’re a Good Samaritan, the most non-traditional jock, you like Star Wars and you can cook?
heartofkyber:You’ll make new ones here like, really easily, I’m sure of it.
So you’re a Good Samaritan, the most non-traditional jock, you like Star Wars and you can cook?
Fingers crossed!
...Yes? 🙃
actualwizard:
fml
heartofkyber:fml
Before you freak out maybe you should try my cooking first and then make a call?
actualwizard:
did you just offer to cook for me?
heartofkyber:did you just offer to cook for me?
Uh, yeah, that’s exactly what I did.
actualwizard:
I’m beginning to think you’re subtly trying to kill me.
heartofkyber:I’m beginning to think you’re subtly trying to kill me.
Nope. If I wanted you dead you’d know 😉
So… is that a yes or no?
actualwizard:
That’s definitely a yes.
As if I would say no to an offer like that.
Out of curiosity, would I know you’re intending on killing me because you’d tell me outright or would it involve more gallant gentlemanly things until I just spongebob combusted?
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heartofkyber:That’s definitely a yes.
As if I would say no to an offer like that.
Out of curiosity, would I know you’re intending on killing me because you’d tell me outright or would it involve more gallant gentlemanly things until I just spongebob combusted?
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Best typo ever.
I would probably outright tell you as I’m honest like that. My aunt says and I quote “you don’t beat around the bush, Teddy”
actualwizard:
Look I have younger brothers, okay?
Don’t mock the sibling-afflicted.
lmao i guess that means people always know where they stand with you.
heartofkyber:Look I have younger brothers, okay?
Don’t mock the sibling-afflicted.
lmao i guess that means people always know where they stand with you.
That must be nice. To have siblings, I mean. I don’t, only child, if you hadn’t already guessed.
Yeah. It makes things a lot easier in the long run.
actualwizard:
You don’t have siblings. Do you want some?
heartofkyber:You don’t have siblings. Do you want some?
Ha! I don’t think my aunt would be able to cope. She wasn’t 100% ready to become a mother overnight, but she managed okay.
I think I turned out okay.
actualwizard:
I think you turned out okay too.
heartofkyber:I think you turned out okay too.
Thanks, Billy. I’ll be sure to pass that along the next time I facetime with her.
So, dinner. Food cooked by me.
When are you free?
actualwizard:
I’m not the one doing extra classes, so, uh, when are you free?
heartofkyber:I’m not the one doing extra classes, so, uh, when are you free?
Well, you’re in luck. I have nothing going on tomorrow - do you? 😄
actualwizard:
Well, I think this really nice guy is making me dinner tomorrow...
heartofkyber:Well, I think this really nice guy is making me dinner tomorrow...
Cancel on him. I’m clearly the better choice.
actualwizard:
Do you have a kiss the cook apron?
heartofkyber:Do you have a kiss the cook apron?
What if I do?
actualwizard:
Is that a yes?
heartofkyber:Is that a yes?
What if it is? 😎
actualwizard:
Is it part of the mandatory uniform in the kitchen?
heartofkyber:Is it part of the mandatory uniform in the kitchen?
I mean if you ask one of my roommates clothes are optional in the kitchen, but that is why we don’t ask him.
You know what, you’ll find out when you come over.
actualwizard:
🤯
💀
heartofkyber:🤯
💀
...do I need to come over?
actualwizard:
Would you bring the apron?
No, I’;m fine
I’m
Not that I’m doing a good job of proving it right now.
heartofkyber:Would you bring the apron?
No, I’;m fine
I’m
Not that I’m doing a good job of proving it right now.
Well, seeing as you asked so nicely…
You sure?
And you’re right. Not doing a very good job of proving it right now.
actualwizard:
I mean if you want to come over, I’m on really good terms with the pizza delivery guy...
I didn’t concuss myself again, I think the bar for ‘okay’ is pretty low.
heartofkyber:I mean if you want to come over, I’m on really good terms with the pizza delivery guy...
I didn’t concuss myself again, I think the bar for ‘okay’ is pretty low.
No disagreement from me there 😉
I could definitely eat pizza.
actualwizard:
🍕🍕
I can text you my address if you want?
Wait do you really want to come over or are you just wanting to do some kind of athlete’s version of a welfare check to make sure I’ve not actually slipped in the shower or something?
heartofkyber:🍕🍕
I can text you my address if you want?
Wait do you really want to come over or are you just wanting to do some kind of athlete’s version of a welfare check to make sure I’ve not actually slipped in the shower or something?
😆😂🤣😇
I promise I am just interested in coming over and eating pizza.
actualwizard:
🍕 is how i lure all the hot guys to my apartment.
jk. Normally i have to hang around outside the building and snare one with a net.
heartofkyber:🍕 is how i lure all the hot guys to my apartment.
jk. Normally i have to hang around outside the building and snare one with a net.
How’s that working out for you?
actualwizard:
I mean you’ll find out when you come over.
heartofkyber:I mean you’ll find out when you come over.
Well, you got me there.
If I come over and there is no Pokemon theme music playing I will be very disappointed.
actualwizard:
The opening theme or the battle music? Since a wildHulkling Teddy will be appearing.
Who would be your starter?
heartofkyber:The opening theme or the battle music? Since a wild
Who would be your starter?
Don’t forget to text me your address.
It would totally be Bulbasaur - yours?
actualwizard:
OG? Probably the same. Or Pikachu.
I always hated the idea of battling with them, though.
I’d want to roam the wilderness rescuing injured Pokemon and running some kind of sanctuary.
heartofkyber:OG? Probably the same. Or Pikachu.
I always hated the idea of battling with them, though.
I’d want to roam the wilderness rescuing injured Pokemon and running some kind of sanctuary.
It does seem sort of cruel.
Like they were just minding their business when somebody came up to them, launched a pokeball at them and then it’s like “So now you’re my hostage so I’m gonna need you to battle other pokemon, cool?”
actualwizard:
Plus if you look at the wider context and hints given in like, Pokemon red and blue, there was definitely some kind of big war and Pokemon were used in the war, and loads of the adults were killed...
heartofkyber:Plus if you look at the wider context and hints given in like, Pokemon red and blue, there was definitely some kind of big war and Pokemon were used in the war, and loads of the adults were killed...
Wow, that got dark.
So, pizza - yes?
actualwizard:
Random swings into deeply disturbing connotations of children’s TV shows is just one of the recurring benefits of a friendship with me.
heartofkyber:Random swings into deeply disturbing connotations of children’s TV shows is just one of the recurring benefits of a friendship with me.
Yeah? Good to know.
Did you want me to bring anything over for pizza?
actualwizard:
Whatever we might need, the takeout guy will delivereth.
heartofkyber:Whatever we might need, the takeout guy will delivereth.
I’ll just bring me, myself and I then.
actualwizard:
And that apron.
heartofkyber:And that apron.
Oh yeah that’s happening.
I wouldn’t think of leaving home without it.
actualwizard:
check your texts, I’ve dropped my address over.
I’ll order Pisa when you get here.
...pizza
heartofkyber:check your texts, I’ve dropped my address over.
I’ll order Pisa when you get here.
...pizza
Yep. Got it.
I’ll head over now so I’ll see you soon 🙂
August, 6th, 2020
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